How to write a rock song

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DISCLAIMER: I love Three Day's Grace, and I love both rock, and pop. This is just my first attempt at satire. If you're easily offended you may wanna skip this chapter.


How to write a rock song:

"Can't escape this hell....."

Add something:

"Called life."

No, too heavy! This isn't screamo!

"Called school"

Perfect! It's truthful and relatable!

"Can't escape this hell called school."

Now add a stolen Three Day's Grace instrumental and you're set! Set to never make it on the radio because of some crappy pop song about drugs.Congrats!



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