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Explaining Skyrim to my Mom special

Mom: Okay, let me get this straight. You play as a character who tries to kill a dragon called Alduin before he destroys the world?

Me: Yes, but no one actually follows the main quest because there are a lot of smaller quests that are more fun!

Mom: And your character is called the Dragonborn right?

Me: Yes, this is my character right here mom.

*shows character*

Mom: Aww it's a kitty!

Me: Ahem, HE'S a deadly bringer of justice to be precise! Also, his species is called the Khajiit, and his name is F'skar.

Mom: Why not name him Fluffy of Cuddlebuns?

Me: He's not like that, he hates being touched anyways. Plus, Khajiit have unique names.

Mom: Wait, so if he's the Dragonborn.. Can he turn into a dragon??

Me: Ummm, no... You can't do that without mods.

Mom: Why not?

Me: Cause that's the way the game is. If you could turn into a powerful dragon whenever you wanted the game would be too easy. However, you can take Dragon Souls to get stronger.

Mom: Damn, I wanna be a dragon. Can you at least breathe fire?

Me: No..

Mom: You should be able to.

Me: Yeah, you have a point.