Not an update: I got tagged (again)

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I got tagged by toxicunt

I really don't know how this works but, from what I saw, I have to answer these questions ☺:

Favourite song(s)?
Hmm... I have a couple.
Chelsea Blakemore by Beatenberg*
Never let me go by Tresor*
Side to Side by Ariana Grande
Company, Sorry, Been You and We Are by Justin "My vanilla bae" Bieber 😏

*South African/ African artists. Still, their music is awesome, in my opinion 👌

My opinion on the word Moist?
I don't know. I've never sat to think of random words to see what I think of them. I'm weird but I'm not that weird and I don't have that much free time on my hands

How many grapes can you fit into your mouth?
If I'm eating in public, only one at a time. If I'm trying to kill myself by chocking on them, maybe six?

Can you say your name backwards?
Lydia backwards sounds like "Idle" 😂
'Lylli' backwards sounds like "ilil"

Is it too late now to say sorry?
For my ex, it's BEEN late. Hell, he could bring Justin over to sing Sorry for me and I'd still have this grudge 👀☕

Favourite movies?
White Chicks
Get Hard
The Parent Trap
Marvel Superhero movies
...
The list goes on and on. Most of my favourites are actually like series: the Step Up movies, Fast and Furious, Harry Potter...

Concert or (no) concert?
I didn't quite get this question, hence the brackets, but my answer is definitely concert.
And this question just reminded me of the fact that Chris Brown is coming to my country for one nigh only with Tinashe and I can't go cause they'll be miles away from my city 😭
Then there's my paranoia about whether or not I'll be able to see Justin this tour. The struggles of an African fangirl are real.

Favourite band(s)?
Coldplay and The Script

Favourite Wattpad accounts (I'm tagging you)?
BeautifulMelodyxx
-iphoneuser
only two writers I'm obsessed with rn 🙈

Least favourite Kardashian/ Jenner?
The whole lot! I can't stand all of em except for Kendal (sp). I think that with the amount of attention they get, they have the perfect platform to make changes in some positive way but people spend time watching them take nude photographs and talk about air 😑

Did you do the Kylie lip challenge?
For what when my lips are already Jay-Z'd? 😂

Do you cinnamon?
Don't like it, so no.

What country are you from?
*Nicki Minaj voice* South Africa is where I come from (get my banjo, get me my drum... 🎶)

Single or taken?
In real life I'm single. But in my imagination, I'm taken 💅 his nickname for me is 'fan' or 'fans'

Favourite book?
I'm a huge Percy Jackson fan! So, all the books that have to do with demi-gods (written by Rick Riordan), I'm there

Height?
I'm 1.68m tall. Idk how tall that is in feet. If I was 0.2m taller and was confident enough, I'd be on a mission to become a model 💅

My one big wish?
To be Justin's OLLG at his concert. I'd die happily after that.

Turn ons and turn offs?
Turn ons:
- guys who respect all females, no matter what
- a kind guy
- a great sense of humour
- chivalry
The list is actually longer but lemme spare you. It doesn't even matter cause I'm single anyway 🐸☕

Turn offs:
- guys who cuss a lot
- an untidy guy, in terms of how he dresses and carries himself
- a guy with no motivation or passion whatsoever; especially if he's the type to live for the hype, like if he's always doing stuff to impress his friends and be cool
- a guy who is cocky (I went to school with this guy who's a Kanye West fan... oh Lord, it was horrible. He lives by whatever Ye does and thinks he's god. STAY AWAY FROM SUCH PEOPLE!)
- a guy who believes in nothing, religiously. Cause I can't be filled with the spirit, only for you to crush me and tell me I'm living a lie. I can't date an atheist, I'm sorry. But anyone else-- as long as he respects my religion like I'd respect his-- I'm down with*

*But no Jehova's witness 😂😂😂 you can't shove your religion down my throat either.

Guy BFF/ Girl BFF?
How about 'no bff'?
My girl bff passed away in 2012 so I've been riding solo since (we'd been homies since preschool 💖)

Embarrassing moment?
Oh my gosh! There was this one time when I was in school in England and I had this huge crush on this white boy named Will (he had a twin but he wasn't that cute 🙈) anyway, we had camp for a couple of days and he was our leader (being the only black person on the whole camp site, I got dubbed the Queen of the tribe 👑)*
I keep getting carried away cause the thought of him still makes me blush.
Okay! The embarrassing moment came when I didn't know how to wear my rucksack or tie my hiking boots properly and Will noticed that I was uncomfortable so he offered to help. There's a part on the rucksack that clips under your breasts so you can carry the weight evenly on our upper body. Will had just helped me with my boots when he noticed my breast strap and he was touching my breasts to fix my rucksack strap when I tapped his shoulder to tell him that he was touching my boobs. I'd never had my boobs touched by a guy before then and we didn't talk the whole day after he kept apologising, and it didn't help that out group members kept making fun of me for blushing so hard.

*there were over 50 students who picked normal camping over military camp so they had to split the 50 of us so we'd be on different camp sites. On my camp site, I was the only black person and only 1/2 females. I felt good 😎

Favourite pickup line?
I always get picked up with lame ones tbh. So I don't have one, sadly. But I heard one in a movie that I liked:
"Hey, do you know how much a polar bear weighs?"
"No"
"Enough to break the ice. Hi, I'm [his name]"

I have a good sense of humour so I'd have loved it if a guy got me with that one.

One thing you can't live without?
My phone. I use it to write on the go, all my favourite apps are here, selfies... If I lost it, I'd die.

Celebrity crush?
Justin "I'd tap that" Bieber
And Chris Brown
But mostly Justin.

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Don't you just love the nicknames I've given Justin in this tag?

If anybody tags me again with this, I'm not doing it 😊


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