Zodiac's Crazy Show

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Libra: Welcome to the show of the Zodiac's Cra---

Taurus: Crazy shooww!!

Libra: I'm the host!!

Me: That isn't the right script guys!

Cancer: Blame it on Taurus..

Saggi: BLAMING GAAMMEE!!

Me: And all of you will have a punishment

Leo: Why us? It should be Taurus only!

Taurus: Ouch

Me: One for all, All for one. Have teamwork guys!

Aries: Fine...then where's the punishment?

Me: You guys have to be crazy..

Gemini: AREN'T WE CRAZY ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me: Get ready!!! *BUGSH*

Libra: PINK FLUFFY UNICORNNSSSSS!!!!!

Aqauruis: If you were a pig, what would you do?

Capricorn: I'll eat myself since bacons are yummy...

Scorpio: Does anyone have a sharper knife?

Cancer: Your not crazy, your a psycho

Saggi: Since we're already crazy what would you do??

Gem: Well, I'm going to Korea and be crazy there, then Bts will be my nurses then i'll hug them for free because they think I'm crazy then they are going to fall in love with me!! Muwahahahha

Saggi: I'll join your evil plan

Leo: I made a product named the lollipop lipstick. You can use the lollipop as your lipstick while eating the lollipop. The lollipop lipstick is used by wetting the lollipop by your saliva and putting it in your lips! Buy now for 98737$!!

Taurus: I guess that's pretty useful...

Virgo: Useful? Are you kidding me? You could just buy a normal lollipop!! But anyways I'll join you

Taurus: Sure!!

Picses: Your a guy...what would you use that for?

Taurus: For eating! I'll buy anything for food!!

Aquaruis: Totally crazy!!! You guys could not buy that!! Only me!!

Picses: And me!!

Leo: Compatible for both genders!!

Virgo: See?

Libra: SOMEONE BUY ME A UNICORN!!

Aries: A PEGASUS INSTEAD!!!

Libra: DON'T YOU LIKE GIZMO??!!!

Aries: I LIKE FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!

Taurus: Hey! That's my line!

Gemini: I SHALL LOVE FOOD FOR MY JIIINN

Saggi: AND I SHALL LIKE ALIENS FOR TAEHYUNG

Capricorn: AND I SHALL LIKE KOOKIES FOR JUNGKOOK!!!!

Aqauruis: SUGAAA IS MIIIIINNNEEEEE!!!

Scorpio: Don't fangirl please....

Gemini: Its too late to say that, and your punishment is you'll hear me speak korean!!

Scorpio: Is it to late now to say sorry?🎶

Gem: Neh..

Scorpio: Noooooo!!

Gemini: Waeyo??

Scorpio: Your very ugly...

Gemini: ANIYO!!!

Capricorn: STOOOOP!!!

Leo: Why?

Capricorn: The goldfish is staring at me...

Aqaurius (I accidentally wrote Aqauries XD): There's no goldfish! There's a soul of a goldfish!!

Picses: HIIDDEEE

Cancer: A crab is killing me! HEEELLPP!!!

Libra: Well aren't you a crab?

Cancer: Ouch!

Virgo: Did you bite your own self?

Me: This is too much guys...too much

All: ITS UR FAULT!!

Me: Well.... Time to turn you into normal *BUGSH*

Aries: Tweet tweet

Taurus: Caw caw (Got it from aphmau)

Gemini: Meow meow

Cancer: *crab sounds*

Leo: Arf Arf

Virgo: Meehehhe *goat*

Scorpio: I will kill them...

Saggi: Moooo

Capricorn: Koo koo ka ka

Aqauruis: Tigidigtigidig *Horse sounds*

Picses: Fish sounds

Me: Oooh noo! So that means I'm gonna be a-

PERRY THE SECRET AGENT!!

Is this too crazy guys??

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