Zodiac Stories

Signs as

Signs as: What my friends said (Also as their Zodiac Sign) (And we call each other Bish dont worry ahi)

Aries: Salad is really nice.... (From Kathryna)

*sees someone cutting veggies wrong* THAT'S NOT HOW YOU DO IT OKE? DO IT LIKE THIS OKE? bery good *smth like dat* (From Kathryna)

My wig was snatched (From Pat)

Taurus: I wish I was absent this day.. (From Niña)

What's a smexy smex?(From Mikaella)

*teacher says something wrong* Uhm Ms. you mean..(From Mikaella)

Gemini: i wish i was a pineapple. pineapples are sexy (From Janna)

Friend: I'm really sick right now. I have sore throat..
Another friend: Yeah once I had a sore throat too--
Gemini: Hey we're talking about how she feels right now not your experience oke so bai (From me) (im my own friend okey)

my mom told me to embrace my mistakes so i hugged my report cards (From me)

Cancer: I'm so triggered I want to shatter her into pieces that little mitch (b*tch) (From Julienne)

No get away from me u disgust me (Julienne)

*brings out 1 gallon of water* i told my mom to give me a empty bottle of water but she gave me this...*brings out straw* guess im drinking and urinating (Julienne)

Leo: YOU DIDNT STUDY?! THAT'S PROBABLY WHY YOU FAILED (EJ the most triggered gurl in our class)

Hey what did the dog say to the wall? (What) wolwol HAHAHA (EJ)

HAHA HE FAILED LIFE (EJ)

Virgo: I'm tall and your small so (Adrienne)

SHE'S INCEST (Athan)

LISTEN TO MY HEARTBEAT *brings out stethoscope* (Athan)

Libra: Hey u know when I was in a hotel I heard moaning sounds from the other room (Denise)

I thought you were mean but you were actually meaner (Denise)

Hey what's our ass.? (Assignment) (Denise)

Scorpio: arf
(Sorry i dont know if i have any scorpio friends really sorry)

Sagittaruis: I'm not gonna have second thoughts to talk to her and if this happens again I'm not gonna talk to her ever again (Fatima)

Arraso my first daughter (Fatima)

Being the eomma though.. (Fatima)

Capricorn: You? Kind? HAHA (Angel)

HEY I WAS THERE WITH U IN DA ASYLUM REMEMBBER. WITH ABRAHAM LINCOLN AND GEORGE WASHINGTON HAHA!! (Angel)

LET'S BE WEIRD TOGETHER! (Angel)

Aquaruis: A cancer: HEY MITCH!!
Aqua: Woof! (Xiana)

*sees jimin's abs* I HAVE BEEN BLESSED! (maha)

YOU'RE A FETUSS!! (Maha)

Pisces: Hey look...69..;) (Sophia)

I want Barbie too..(My 16 yrs. old sister)

mOM!! (ZK)