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eighteen. groupchat

iMESSAGE GROUP called WE'RE THE WATSONS M8

WINNIE is italics

LILY
so winnies been on a date everyone

MUMMY
with sebastian hot stan im proud

MUM

DAD
isnt he like old

only by like ten years........

RORY
*cough* more like 15 *cough*

Fuck off rawr rawr

HARMONY
i accept their relationship
he is daddy material

NOT HELPING

LILY
how was the date ???

DAD
better not off been a date
MELODY U ARE GROUNDED

HARMONY
i dont live with you anymore
im 23
nice try old man

DAD
you are 10 years old in my eyes

good we went shopping then
to the beach

MUMMY
was he topless?

MUM

DAD
oi

RORY
😂😂😂😂😂

MUMMY
what? his body looked good in winter soldier but he beefed up for civil war didn't he

yes he did mother but then
he lost it

MUMMY
so did u see it
was it nice

yes i did see it
yes it was nice

HARMONY
better than chris evans???

almost 🤔
but seb looks sexy af


LILY

yeah but guys tom holland

DAD
nah too old for u

LILY
Im 16

#LOM #TILY
hes the same age as me


LILY
15 for u, so id shutup

ooooo

DAD
Sarah why do you never say nice things about my body anymore

MUMMY
once u hit the gym and stop eating the donuts then ill think about it

DAD
😰😰😰

MUMMY
theres not a six pack on u honey

pls stop

LILY
mum are u a cougar or what

RORY
when the press tour is in london winnie,
we are coming to the premiere
and we are meeting sebastian

you've already met him

LILY
i want to see sexy sea bass again

HARMONY
SEXY SEABASS

MUMMY
SEXY SEABASS

DAD
SEXY SEABASS

RORY
ELIZABETH OLSEN

RORYELIZABETH OLSEN

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