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Sorry, Writer's Block :P
Here is the chapter!
1.I bought a box of animal crackers and it said on it "Do not eat if seal is broken." So I opened up the box, and sure enough... it was broken.
2.Operator! Give me the number for 911!
3.Please don't eat me! I have a wife and kids! Eat them!
4.Boy:Why are you burying your driving license?
Man: *While crying* It has expired.
5.Professor: What is the chemical symbol of Barium?
Girl: Ba
Professor: For Sodium?
Girl: Na
Professor: What will happen if you combine one atom of Barium and two atoms of Sodium?
*Boy throws his hand up immediately*
Boy: It's Banana!
