1) Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.
2) He who smiles during a crisis has found someone to blame.
3) All my life, I though air was free, until I bought a pack of lays.
4) DO NOT READ THE NEXT SENTENCE.
You little rebel, I like rebels.
5)I'm a leader, not a follower. Unless its a dark place, then screw it, you go first.
(A/N) Sorry short chapter, will update very soon.
