1) Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No, silly. Cows go "moo!"
2) "Hey, Sun, why didn't you go to college yet?"
Sun: "I already have infinite degrees!"
3) Did you know why the bicycle just could not stand on its own? Simply because, it is two-tired [too tired]
4) Is it not obvious that the person, who invented the doorknocker, should be awarded a No-bell prize?
5) A cardboard belt is obviously a waist of paper!
6) Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: Because of the sign on the road.
Teacher: What sign?
Student: The sign that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."!
7)Q. Why did the chicken hesitate to cross the road?
A. Because KFC was on the other side!
