1) H.O.M.E.W.O.R.K =
Half
Of
My
Energy
Wasted
On
Random
Knowledge
2) I would like to thank my arms, for being by my side, my legs for supporting me always, and my fingers because I can always count on them.
3) I would like to make a chemistry joke, but the good ones argon.
4) Old people tell kids during marriages that they're next, so we should start telling them that they're next during a funeral.
5) *Rapid Fire Round*
Host : I will ask you one question, Okay?
Participant 1 : Okay.
Participant 2 : Okay.
Host : What came first, the egg or the chicken?
*Participant 1 thinks*
Participant 2: The egg.
Host: How?
Participant 2: You said that you would ask only one question.
6)
Guy: Happy New Year!
His Friend: Doubt it, nobody can ensure that the 365 days will be happy, maximum about a week, so a year is wayyyyy too long my friend.
Guy: Ummm, ok! Survive A New Year!
Friends: Cheers!
