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Sorry for not writing for a while. My exams are going on so I barely get time for writing, hope you understand! I might write a few more in this week and the next week, not so sure though.
1. People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. (I love this joke personally :P)
2. My friend called me and said" 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home.
3. A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on."
– Winston Churchill (Sorry running out of jokes, if you know any, please send me a message privately. Thank You!)
4. *Boy whispers to his mom during a wedding* Boy: "Mommy?" Mom: "What?" Boy: "Why is the girl dressed in white?" Mom: "Because this is the happiest day of her life." Boy: "... so why is the boy dressed in black?" Mom: ...
5. Teacher: "Anyone who thinks they are stupid may stand up!"
Nobody stands up
Teacher: "I'm sure there are some stupid students over here!!"
Little Johnny stands up*
Teacher: "Oh, Johnny you think you're stupid?"
Johnny: "No... I just feel bad that you're standing alone..."
6. Boy: The principal is so dumb!
Girl: Do you know who I am?
Boy: No...
Girl: I am the principal's daughter!
Boy: Do you know who I am?
Girl: No...
Boy: Good! *walks away*
7. Police: Where do you live?
Me: With my parents
Police: Where do your parents live?
Me: With me
Police: Where do you all live?
Me: Together
Police: Where is your house?
Me: Next to my neighbors house
Police: Where is your neighbors house?
Me: If I tell you, you won't believe me.
Police: Tell me!
Me: Next to my house.
8. Q. What's blue and smells like red paint?
Ans. Blue paint.
9. Did you hear about the two guys who stole the calendar?
Yeah, they each got six months.
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Finally, finished. Hope you like it! Please vote, comment and enjoy!
