(A/N) Back in town, will continue.
1) Every time I lose some weight, it comes back into the refrigerator.
2) I exercised once, but found out I was allergic to it! My skin flushed and my heart raced. got sweaty and short of breath. Very dangerous!
3) Don't text me while I'm in the middle of texting you. Now I have to change my whole text.
4) Rabbits live and jump for 8 years, Dogs run and live for 15 years, Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years... Lesson learnt?
5) A guy in my class thinks he is smart and said that onions are the only food that make you cry, so I threw a coconut on his face. Guessed what happened?
6) As a first grade teacher, I often hear from my students things going on in their family. Harry's mother was expecting, and naturally Harry was very excited about it. When one day Harry stopped talking about it I was concerned and questioned him why. "Well", Harry said, "my mother told me I could feel the baby moving in her stomach, I think she ate it!"
7) After recess the first grade teacher announced "I am going to go around the room and ask you what you did during recess, if you can write what you did on the board you'll get a lollipop." The first girl asked was Jessica "Jessica what did you do during recess?" "I played in the sand box." "OK" the teacher said "let me see you write the word 'box' on the board." She did and got a lollipop.
Next was Tom "I played with Jessica in the sand box." "OK, let me see you write the word 'sand' on the board." He did and got a lollipop.
The next one was Billy Goldberg "Well", Billy said, "I tried to play in the sand box, but Jessica and Tom threw rocks at me." "What?" The Teacher said "they threw rocks at you that sounds like outright anti semitism to me. If you can write 'outright antisemitism' on the board you'll get a lollipop!"
