"Fuck, Jake, not Rainbow Road." Dirk laughed, throwing his hands up and slapping his knees."Sorry, Strider, but there's always going to that person, so I might as well play the part." Jake smirked, glaring at the blonde beside him.
"That's usually the person no one likes, but I guess since you've joined that gang, everybody loves one of those people." Strider winked, despite the fact Jake couldn't see.
"Smooth, chap, smooth."
~~
Aranea had eventually got back into the tree to witness the sight of pure flirting with her battery phone charger. DING.
'water they doin serket'
Serket, as Meenah nicknamed her, proceeded to video the boys who, at least Jake, unknowingly flirted back and fourth at each other, or that's at least what it looked like. She sent the small video.
'psh, what a buncha losers.'
'make sure you glubbin record em constantly since you neva know what sorta things they could get up to'
'who said blackmailin was outta the frame haha'
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"I'm back Jake!!" Jade screeched, her voice echoing in the halls. "OK!" Jake replied.
"As I was saying," Jake snorted. "So I proceeded to awkwardly look around as she stood there totally confused. Bloomin' heck, was it embarrassing! I remember Aranea told me that we should 'see each other people' after that day," He paused for effect. "And that's the dandy story of how Aranea Serket became a lesbian." He giggled.
Dirk burst out in a sudden fit of laughter. "You were totally high on something that day, I swear!" He snickered, slapping his knee.
Jake's heart skipped a beat. What a pleasant smile, so warm it made his stomach fill with butterflies. His grin was white and gleaming, beautifully shaped canines and molars... "What a mighty fine smile you have there, chum." Jake subconsciously spoke, his head slightly tilted, his eyes clouded by some sort of dreamy look. Dirk wasn't sure what to say, for he rarely smiled. "Thanks." He said. And before they both knew it, they were gradually moving closer and closer to the point where they could feel each other's hot breath tingling along one another's skin. Aranea zoomed in, ready to feast on this juicy gossip she badly wanted to spill. She took a couple of pictures during her recordings, seeing that she could gather a lot of evidence and gossip out of this. She waited for the kiss.
"JAKE!!!" Jade screamed, causing Jake to snap out of his little day dream and realise what he was almost going to do. "My apologies, bro, didn't mean to do that, haha." He nervously laughed, getting up and exiting the room. Dirk just sat there, completely shocked about how close he was to making out with his best friend.
"What is it Ja-" Jake stopped for a moment, peering down to what Jade was scaredly pointing at as she crouched on the kitchen worktop. "AAAAHHH!!!" He screamed, causing Dirk to practically tumble down the stairs. Strider strolled in, seeing both English and Harley cowering in fear over a fucking spider. Dirk rolled his eyes, tapping the floor beside the spider, giving permission to Bec to swoop in and save the day by eating it. Lovely. Don't shit out any spider children!
Aranea, however, was disgusted by the act, keeping the evidence she had, and crawled down the tree and stomped home in an act of pure hurt.
"Good boy, Bec." Dirk smirked, petting the snow white dog. "Heads up English; next time, don't let a spider interrupt us midway to kissing, hm?" Strider shrugged, leaving through the front door without anymore words, beings as he had everything anyway. It was for effect. Am I even using the right version?
"Oh shit, you were about to kiss him?! That is sooo cute!! Sorry I interrupted..." Jade pouted, noting that she can officially pass this on to Nepeta.
"Uh, Jade... Please don't tell anyone." Jake scratched the back of his neck awkwardly. "I don't fancy him really, it was kind of just a heat of the moment thing probably." His heart raced and he looked around the room.
"I won't tell anyone, but you're lying to yourself; you do fancy him, I can see the little sparkles in your eyes when you talk about him, and how you're avoiding eye contact with me on the subject of you and him in a relationship, it's a key hint of lying." Jade shrugged as her tone got higher near the end of her sentence when she grinned, patting her cousin on the back as she passed him to go upstairs. "I think you like him a lot, just think about it." She then proceeded to take Bec with her, taking out her phone in the process.
Jake looked at his younger cousin as she went upstairs. God damn that woman.
~~
"No glubbin' way?! That's sick." Meenah smirked, fist bumping her main girl. "You're smart, pretty, and the greatest spy I know. I like that in a gill." Aranea blushed.
"It's nothing, really," Serket smiled. "Next time, I'm sure I can get a lot more juicier stuff just for you."
"Kay, thanks Aranea, your a real g." Peixes winked. "A little more DirkJake action will reely force a decline in both their social status' and totally wreck them."

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