sleeping arrangements.

NAMJOON

[we're on 50 chapters already??^ wow]

taehyung focus
the next morning, taehyung's awoken by the faint buzz of his phone. he grabs his phone and unlocks the device.

jungkook: sorry i had to leave early - mom wants me to start packing for college asap. see you later tonight.

taehyung doesn't reply. instead, he slumps back into his pillows as he's reminded about college once again. his stomach twists when he spots his yet to be filled moving boxes.

he turns away and searches through his contacts, thinking about who he should message for some much needed advice on jungkook.

jin hyung will be too busy juggling his family restaurant. which leaves namjoon hyung or jimin.

he clicks on to namjoon's contact first and types out a message for him.

taehyung: hyung?

oops, he must be working, taehyung thinks when namjoon doesn't reply as soon as he usually does.
he opens google on his phone and decides to ask google his question first before asking namjoon's opinion. he reads through the comments on yahoo answers,

should i tell my crush that i like him?
anon: yes!! i told my crush & we've been dating for over a year now!!
cats_are_my_life: tell him or her!!
ilovemark: yes, tell him! he or she could like you!! i confessed and look where i am now - my crush is now my husband!!

taehyung rolls his eyes, not everyone's gonna get happy endings. besides i don't think me and jungkook could become an old married couple.

an old married couple, taehyung giggles at the thought of him and jungkook growing old and bickering, taehyung still wearing baggy pj bottoms and jungkook laughing hoarsely at him through false teeth. the mental image was too much for taehyung, who bursts out laughing.

oh god, that is so weird, taehyung thinks as he laughs into his duvet.
his phone buzzes, alerting that he had a message from namjoon.

namjoon: yeh?

he quickly replies.

taehyung: you free at the moment? i need your advice on something

namjoon: you've come to the right person!! smart and wise, that's me!!
(。⌒∇⌒)。 but nah dude, im on a lunch break at work and ive only got 5 minutes left - just message me ur problem

taehyung: fiiiine.
taehyung: oh, and i only came to you because you're my last resort. jin hyung was busy

namjoon: shut up and tell me your damn problem

taehyung: i like someone
taehyung: and he's a guy

namjoon already knew taehyung was gay; taehyung had told namjoon a while ago. but apparently, namjoon already figured it out when he caught taehyung eye raping the new transfer student in p.e class, drool running down his mouth as he watched the new guy flex his biceps.
taehyung was horrified when namjoon told him this.

namjoon: is it me?? sorry man but im taken

taehyung: nO, it's someone else

namjoon: someone i know??

taehyung: maybe

namjoon: you're wondering whether you should tell him that you like him amiright

taehyung: mhm

namjoon: go for it - yolo ; you only live once man

taehyung: aaaaAAAAH

namjoon: ?? if you really like this dude then go tell him so and go fuq his ass

taehyung: actually i already did & i was the one who got 'fuqqed' up the ass

namjoon: (；☉_☉)
namjoon: well. since you've already done the deed, you might as well make him urs

taehyung: yeh but you see it's more complicated

namjoon: o here we go

taehyung: he's gonna go to a different college, he's going all the way to freaking busan fgs
taehyung: so what's the point in telling him??

namjoon: wait a sec
namjoon: isn't jungkook going to busan? that kid in our maths class who you keep hanging out with

taehyung: ...
taehyung: gtgtgtgtgtg

namjoon: oH MY FUCKIN
namjoon: hE FUCKED YOU
namjoon: jUNGKOOk HAD SEX WITH YOU WOAH, ISNT HE YOUR FIRST,
namjoon: I JUST SPAT MY DRINK OUT
namjoon: awh, little tae liiiiiikes jungkoooooook

taehyung: o fuck off

namjoon: i won't say anything to him!!
namjoon: i think you should tell him
namjoon: like to get it off your chest so you can separate ways more easier??? idk tae. but tell him, who knows jungkook might like you back and might wanna do those long term relationships (that never seem to work out lololol)

taehyung: ah there's another complication that i didn't say..
taehyung: he's not gay
taehyung: he's told me this multiple times already

namjoon: but he fuqqed you???????

taehyung: I KNOW!?? AND IT WAS HIS IDEA TOO

namjoon: hES PROBABLY GAY THEN WTF
namjoon: yeh, idk man. my advice time has run out, meaning i gotta go and fry some chips. adios dude
namjoon: good luck if you decide to tell him

taehyung: wait so should i tell him or not??
taehyung: hyung???