ღ•Miraculous Ladybug Princess•ღ

A/N LOL LOL I COULD BE ON MODERN FAMILY!

Ok ok I'm not really on modern family but I wanted to tell you guys a beautiful story of what happened the other days.
I felt like I was in a fucking Goldbergs Ep.

I am in year 7 at school, this was my last performance task and that was about Ancient Rome.

I fucking procrastinated. Big time!

I left it all last minute literally, I got up in the morning and finished my speech, I needed to print my speech but I said I would do it later note that I had to be at school at 8:57 for my sister and 9:45 for my speech, yes we had the Friday off.

I didn't have a saint or empress costume so I put on a black maxi dress and a fucking neon yellow blanket and rapped it around me,

It was about an 8:37- aand we hadn't left yet I fucking Nina style ran up the stairs and tried to print my speech but the fucking printer jammed after writing halve of the speech, around this time my dad was screaming 'GET IN THE CAR!' But I had no shoes on and was not prepared.

I had to fucking grab a peace of paper, halve if the speech, a pen, Random pair of sandals and run into the car. 2 minutes later o realised I ducking forgot the model so I ran inside dodging my dads insults and punches of anger and grabbed the model and the computer and had to listen to me getting scolded.

When I went to school I stayed in the car to finish my speech at 9:02 I was laughing my head off remembering what happened but shit up realising my sister had finished her speech, I looked around and everyone's costume was legit goals while I looked like a goth that neon yellow puked onto it, my sister came in and her costume was great, legit goals, she came as a female Julius Caesar you see she finished this task early so she didn't have to worry about procrastinating something I should've done, my mum recommended that we do a swap of clothes so we ran to the fucking other side of the school and I was barefoot and all the boys I knew were like walking past it was embarrassing.

We went to the toilets to change but the shitty door was locked so we went to the year 10 toilet which took 5 minutes to find, I quickly got changed in the white toga and wrapped the neon yellow sash thing around me, I looked way better but you could see my underwear •///• so I had to cover it up an the worse thing is that o was on My time of month so i ran and practiced my speech ask read it out to teachers and family, sweated a lot and then ate some Lindt!

All went well!!!

In the end...

MY Y7 STORY! IM IN FUDGING YEAR 8 NOW SUCKERS BWHAHAHAH!