Episode 807

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EPISODE #115 IN FANFIC

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EPISODE #115 IN FANFIC

The women are being very noisy in the Recroom
A joyous party is taking place, the women laughing and dancing and singing with delight


Ding-dong, the witch is dead! Which old witch?..... The wicked witch!........ Ding-dong, the wicked witch is dead!


Meg arrives looking stern
Meg - What is going on here ladies? I can hear the noise from several corridors away! Cartwright, do you have an explanation for it?
Sasha - We are doing a party to celebrate Ferguson's death, Miss!
Spider - Yeah, wanna join in?
Meg - No, that is out of the question!
Spider - Admit that you are as happy as we are
Judy - Yeah, you hated the bitch as much as we did
Pixie - I feel that we are all awfully mean to celebrate like this!
Spider - Oh shut up birdbrain and help me form a conga!
Spider and Pixie link together
Spider and Pixie start forming a conga around the room
Meg - What has got into you lot?
Judy - We are just happy that's all!
Meg grabs a cup of drink from Ronnie and sniffs it
Meg - NOW LOOK, HAVE YOU LOT BEEN AT THE BOOZE? I THINK THERE IS VODKA IN THIS!
Judy - So what if we have? We are happy about old Fergie!
Meg - It is against the rules and you know it. As top dog, I have to hold you responsible Cartwright!
Sasha - Well miss I tried to stop the women I swear it, but they insisted!
Judy - Oh come and join our party, Meg! We know you are as happy as we are about old Fergo
Spider - Yeah just admit you are delighted, she killed your Marty remember
Meg gives in with a smile
Meg - Well yes ok I admit it, I am over the moon
Judy - So come join in the celebration then!
Judy pulls Meg into the conga with them and, despite her efforts to resist, Meg finds herself joining in with delight


Ding-dong, the witch is dead! Which old witch?..... The wicked witch!....... Ding-dong, the wicked witch is dead!



Jim is with Bob in his office
Jim - I have come to hand in my notice. I won't be carrying on here as a handyman
Bob looks surprised
Bob - Hand in your notice, what brought that on?
Jim - Kath and I are selling up and moving away, we are going to move near the coast. We've found a nice little cottage that we love and we bought it
Bob - Move? I had no idea you were planning to do that
Jim - Yes well we are just about sick of it where we are. Des Battersby and his new girlfriend are being a pain now. Plus we have too many bad memories here. It's time for a fresh start somewhere new. We managed to get a quick sale and will move tomorrow
Bob - All seems very quick
Jim - Little point waiting around. We wanted it so we went for it
Bob - Well I will miss you both
Jim - We'll miss you too, but you are welcome to visit anytime
Bob - And I will
Jim - I'm hoping to get into a new career, being a handyman hardly excites me
Bob - Well I wish you and Kath the best
Bob holds out a hand to shake and they shake
Jim - And I meant what I said, you are welcome anytime for a visit. Kath regards you as a very close friend

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