SPECIAL EPISODE: BEA'S REVENGE (Part 2)

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EPISODE #133 IN FANFIC

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EPISODE #133 IN FANFIC

The boat is sailing out of the harbor

The boat seems to sail on and on for rather a long time, with the Blue Danube heard clearly playing away in the background
Joan is fed up
Joan - How much longer is this fucking boat going to spend sailing out of the harbor? And can you hear that music, will it never end?
Mick the sailor - The music is coming from the captain's cabin he loves it
Joan - It's getting on my fucking nerves!
Roach - Calm down Joan, it is not worth being so upset over
Joan - Don't call me Joan you nasty little cow, you are a prisoner remember that!
Roach - I am surely not a prisoner, Mick and I are living together
Joan - I will soon put a stop to that
Delia - Why are you so irate Joan? Just calm down before you have a heart attack
Joan - And who asked you fattie, Stout!
Delia - Really Joan you are so rude, if this carries on I will push you overboard myself
Joan - HA I'd like to see you try.....when will this boat stop sailing and where will we end up?
Mick - Between you and me, I think Connors sabotaged the engines
Roach - Yes, this boat may simply sail on and on forever, it may never stop!
Joan - Where is that bitch Connors anyway? I am going to hit her over the head with a hammer when I see her
Delia - I'll hit you with a hammer in a minute if you carry on behaving like this Joan, remember one thing I'm the deputy governor not you
The blue Danube appears only to become louder and doesn't stop
Joan - WILL SOMEONE TURN THAT RACKET OFF, I AM TRYING TO THINK HERE...
Delia - I am going to throw you overboard in a minute if you can't control your temper.....at the very least when we return to Wentworth I will place you in Solitary
Joan - And how the hell do you think you will do that Stout?
Delia - Well you are a prisoner remember? and I am the officer!
Joan - Absolute nonsense the only prisoner here is Roach. I am a free woman and I am also in charge!
Delia - You are not in charge I am, and you never seem able to get it into your head
Joan - You can't even run a bath properly you fat fool...you are so fat you can't do anything efficiently, in fact, the only thing you seem to be good at is eating cakes Stout
Delia - It is not acceptable to taunt me about my weight, I am on a diet, and I will punish you harder for this. Disrespect for the deputy governor is the worst crime of all
Joan - I will sort this out, I will throw Waters in the pound for escaping...and as for you Mick, you will also go to prison for aiding the escapee
Roach - You're crazy, I am also an officer and I am married to Mick
Joan - You will spend a year in solitary for this, all of you!
Roach looks at Delia, looking fed up
Roach - Del, can't we discipline Ferguson now, she has pushed me to the limits of my patience
Delia - Yes I agree, that is simply the limit Ferguson, when we get back I will let you and Connors have a fight in the laundry, I know she will beat you and this will teach you a few lessons
Joan - I tell you something Stout, I am fast becoming sick of you and soon I am going to bash you with my hammer!
Delia - More threats of violence, when will you ever learn
Joan - You're a joke Stout, everyone knows it! well don't expect to keep your job, I am going to see to it that you are fired, you aren't fit for a job in the prison!..... AND WHERE THE HELL IS CONNORS?
Rita suddenly appears
Rita- You called for me?
Joan - Too right I called for you, where the hell have you been?
Rita - Relax will ya, I was just fishing with Lurch and Nanc that's all
Joan - And what else have you been up to? Did you sabotage the engines? This boat is sailing a long way out
Rita - I did not touch the engines
Joan - You're a liar Connors, well as of now you are on a charge!
Rita - Well you'll have to get me back to Wentworth first!
The Blue Danube plays on and on
Joan - PLEASE STOP IT! TURN THE MUSIC OFF I BEG YOU!
Rita - Calm down, this is nothing compared to that time I set you up as an accomplice in a bank robbery and you ended up behind bars
Joan - Yes, I haven't forgotten that either!
Joan attacks Rita
Joan - AND I AM GOING TO MAKE YOU PAY RIGHT NOW!
Delia suddenly flings Joan overboard, Joan screams as she falls into the sea
Delia, Roach, Rita, and Mick watch as Joan splashes around in the ocean
Suddenly sharks begin to swim toward Joan and circle her
Joan - OH MY GOD HELP HELP!
Mick - Do you think we should help her?
Delia, Rita, and Roach shake their heads
Delia - No I gave her enough warnings
Rita - I wish you were governor Delia, you are funny and let us get away with anything we like
Delia - Well I'm sure by the end of the week I will be, I will make a better job of it than Mrs Pringle did during her disaster spell as acting governor!
The three of them watch as Joan struggles. they laugh as the sharks attack Joan and drag her under the water...Joan is dragged down toward the ocean floor, the last rays of sunlight disappear and it becomes dark and scary.....


....Joan wakes up screaming, sweat pouring down her face

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