Random Danganronpa Oneshots

Crackfic translations

For those who can't speak fluent meme.
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CF 1
The title is something. Yes, I really can't be bothered lel. Anyways, today I will create a crackfic because I Don't Know. The grammar  is so fab I'm dying and the spelling is like Oh My God! Okay, I'm not so good at crackfics so bare with me lel.
Inspiration from the gratest crackfic writer EVER, KoKomaedaPuff
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"But why?" The trashcan said like a whiny baby as Nagito climbed into it.
"Sorry." Nagito laughed and shut the lid and it made this weird sound lel.
Monomi bounced on the bin and danced the afternoon away.
Nagito smelt something funny in the garbage (something like Orange Juice)
"WHAT THE F**K IS THIS NICE SMELL IN MY TRASH CAN?!" He screeched at the top of his lungs
(Or maybe it's a she, I forget, lel.)
"Why is there a bunny on your trash lid, Nagito?"
Hajime laughed and somehow punched the bunny off the lid, like how did you do that, Hajime?!
"Wait, are you dating an ahoge or something?" Nagito hummed like a bird.
"Nope, nope. I got dumped, lol." Hajime responded.
"Why?"
"Apparently,  I wasn't eating enough lemons."
"Maybe we should hook up, you know."
"Wait, oh my god, yay."
And then something happened, lel.
But, you guys don't wanna know what.
Then there was a wedding, but it was blown up by a gamer.
God dammit, Chiaki!
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CF 2

This is about Togami. XD
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Togami went to the bank to collect his money bae from a sauna session. He was meant to call him on his cellphone but Drake had no hotline bling lel.

WIBBLY WOBBLY TIMEY WIMEY SKIP.

"Money," Togami wispered sweet nothings into the ears of the money (Even though it has none). "I want a chlid."
The money gasped, and made some unnecessary, but very sexy bird noises.
"Yes, Togami!"
Togami frowned at the Small Loan of a Million Dollars. (Copyright not intended)
"That doesn't mean you get to play naked Twister with me."
"Oh." the money sighed lol
Then it flew into the sun and cried.
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CF 3

Teruteru was in the kitchen cooking pasta, when Hifumi threw his manga in the saucy goodness.
Teruteru cried for the rest of his life.
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CF 4

Togami's Point Of View.

So, I was, like, walking down the street with my money until I saw a BEAUTIFUL girl, working her strut. She was so beautiful, I had to talk to her.
"Oi, you'' The girl said.
Oh my god! She spoke to me!
I squealed unnecessarily. 
"Marry me" I laughed
"My name is Byakuya Togami."
TO BE CONTINUED
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CF 5

Hinata was lonely. He wished he had a friend but he would be forever alone. Komaeda was just trash to him.
One day, he woke up and decided to ask Komaeda out because he secretly loved him and wanted his Orange Juice.
"Bae." Hajime laughed
"Yes?" [F/N]-Chan screamed back at him.
Hajime swooned and fainted.
He had found the love of his life.
"[F/N]-Chan, I have a confession for you."
"Very dank." [F/N] said
"Roar." Komaeda appeared out of Hagakure's sexy hair.
[F/N]-Chan gasped! Nobody had ever talked to her like that before!
"Roar." she smiled, snogging the fluffy marshmallow
"Don't you love me?" Hajime cried
"No, b**ch." [F/N] laughed and rode into the sunset with Nagito.