u degenerate b-baka desu! (Ryomom x Tankos crackfic)

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RyOOOOOMA horseshit heet his tnennis blal across da cort. He wuz a wizard- I MEEAN an xbert @ balls and also wuz subreebed 2 hiz own YTUBE CHANAEL @ www.youtube.com/ryomomhoeshi
Joosr ass her wuz abooot to heet a home run (oh shit wrong game) heelary chabashitrag strutted in3 a cuort wereng cloths thank god.
"U STUPID DEGENERATE MLALE ONYL GRILLS CAN PLAI DAT GMAE GO FOOKEN KIRR URSERFU."
den ryoMOM strarted to cri, "wai u kno respect me im so soory waifu!" he run away to da moon.
when her husbandio letf her nekos was a very sad chaild so shee decidied 4 go nad commit shuichicide because she wnats 2 be vorekiyoed. soo she went too da stoar to buy a moose- i mean noose.
da shpp kipper was gakupo momomomomomomomomomomomota (loominary of da clocks) nad he sold condoms even doe tenko wnated a noose.
"what do u sell," tenko ejaculated (woah that went weird)
"well take a good frikcen luke," miku rloled his eyes
"hmmm," tenkp wuz veery confused, she hda nu ikea whut dey slold, "do u sell bread?"
"goot it in 1," MEIKO threw a cnondom @ her faec, "have sum bread,"
"but doo u sell nosoes?" tenko lelled
"y?" MOMota
"I loost mai hoosband hee wnet too spaec." she reepleed triamelaphantly
"then ill take u to space," kaito died
"rlly?"
"yeet m9"
"kewl!"
den dey goot in3 deir fave rocket ship and fly to space.

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