It was just a regular evening in the Danganronpa household, and Buy-a-kuya was busy having sex with random tramps he pulled off the sidewalk. When he went outside to grab some M I L K (don't ask me why the milk is outside maybe ruruka the cow is there smh), a bootyful woman was stood there like a boss. She had grapes for hair and Dat Boi's unicycle for a dress.
"boi who goes der?" Byakuya B Benson memed at her making lenny faces.
"im joost a lonely girl whoo wunts to be ur freend." She sighed, going all emo cause that's what people are like these days, would you look at that.
"boi y u hav gr8pes 4 heir?"
"i boot it oof ebay bitch"
Byakuma was very confused at this statement, he didn't know how you could buy human hair off Ebay. Still, he decided that a girl was a girl.
"u fanceh comin into my room if u kno what i meme." Byakuya 😏ed
"bUt ThAt'S kAyAyDay'S LiE isN't It?" The pretty girl pulled of her (don't assume their gender bad author chan) wig to reveal Oumom's bootyful face.
"lol u wot m9 that mem is ded nowa"
"rip"
Then they both died of boredom lel.
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Fanfiction(Description made January 5, 2019) Hello! This type of summary in the publishing world is unprofessional as shit, but then again, so am I. This book was probably the worst thing I've ever done, but I'm already here. Here I write poorly planned Dang...
