It was a regular day in the town of dis bear, and Junko was sat on her throne made of empty juice shots and pizza boxes looking down on all the peasants she ruled. She was giving a speech about who knows what, commanding her people to stay in her Hotel? Trivago.
"LISTEN UP BITCHES," she screamed, knocking Tenko into space by the power of crocs, "I'M RICH AS FUCK."
"Is that all you called us here for?" Gonta sighed, being beany as usual.
Junky nodded, "yup! Thanks for the pay check you big fucking morons! Have a nice gay!"
Because the bug fucker was gay himself, he got very triggered and went home to have a crisis.
"What...the hell are you doing?" Gonta's beloved roommate, Ouma sat playing Minecraft, building a big house.
"I'm flipping the fuck out," Gayta Gaykuhara started hyperventilating, having multiple seizures.
"Seriously...dude...I'm trying to play Minecraft." Ouminecraft sighed, turning back to the screen. He placed down a bunch of TNT blocks because he's an edgy seven-year-old.
"How am I supposed to cope with being triggered?"
"You'll get over it, it's just a phase."
When Panta Fanta said this, Goku the Boku (no pico) jumped to his feet and a lightbulb flashed above his head (literally, this whole scenario was very embarrassing)
"I have an idea!" He said, doing a sportaflop
"What?" Ouma asked, trolling teh Emoji Movie forums. He told them all that Jailbreak had a big beanie.
Gonta put on his edgy emo stoofs and stepped outside, as the sun sizzled his eyes and he (died) survived, "let's take legal action against humanity!"
Just as he said this, his two regal horses, Pickle Satan and Kokoko came to drag his carriage to the city of Enoshima.
"God fucking dammit Gonta you just made me lose my fucking build battle," Ouma emerged from the house, crying at the lack of Minecraft.
"Get the fuck in, you lazy bastard," Gonta said like a little bean.
-taimuskippu-
When they arrived in the city, Kayayday (who just arrived for some reason I need to use all my characters fuck off) helped them out of the carriage made from chuppa chup sticks. Gonta stared at the city. It was truly beautiful, happy people walking their Doges, birbs flying gracefully, Kiiboy casually smashing through a tree right down to hell. He was pretty sure he had found paradise.
"Hello there," a voice called, "my name is Mrew Irumom and I'll be your sexually frustrated tour gu-"
Before she could finish her sentence, a bullet went through her chest, revealing Kiyo with a big di- I MEAN gun.
"Sup bitches," he said, leaving Gonta stood there looking completely confused at this whole thing, "my name's Vorekiyo Anklegucci and I want yo cheese- I mean to hellp through this whole thing."
Ouma was a gullible little idiot so he accepted and followed him to the Annoying Orange quarters. Gonta shrugged and also followed.
This place wasn't nice anymore, filled with irritating oranges, sadistic pears and bratty marshmallows. They could even hear the screams of those innocent, tortured subscribers who only clicked the bell because they had a gun to their head.
"As you can see this place is fitted with five bedrooms and over nine thousand en suites," Kiyo lied like an estate agent.
"Boi y u tryin to sell us your shit?" Cockichi shrugged
"Idk m8 I need filler," Shinmaybelline broke the fourth wall like a boss.
lol to be continued I'm lazy
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Fanfiction(Description made January 5, 2019) Hello! This type of summary in the publishing world is unprofessional as shit, but then again, so am I. This book was probably the worst thing I've ever done, but I'm already here. Here I write poorly planned Dang...
