Five Nights At Freddy's Oneshots

Freddy x Pregnant! Reader

"Freddy."
You patiently awaited his reaction, but he just, sat there. Staring plainly ahead.
Then he collapsed.
"Goddamnit Freddy!"
You cried, running over and cradling his head in your lap.
"Whuzzgoinon?" He mumbled.
"I'm pregnant!" You shouted.
"Oh, that's good. Now, What's the problem?"
You groaned, rubbing your face while dropping his head to the stained pizzeria floor.
How could he be this dense?! I mean, honestly?!
The people around you were wide-eyed, except Vincent. He never seems to give a f*ck.
You abruptly stopped observing your friends when you heard a shout.
"YOU'RE WHAT?!"
Oh boy.
TIMESKIP
"Dammit, my boobs hurt." You moaned to your lover.
"Well, what am I supposed to do about it?" He asked. You looked at him pleadingly.
"Massage them for me?"
His entire face grew red.
"W-what?"
ANOTHER TIMESKIP
"O-oh my god."
"T-that was horrifying."
You quickly shut off the TV, gripping onto your giant teddy bear's hands.
"So THAT'S what birth looks like?" Freddy asks.
"I DON'T WANNA DO IT!"
YET ANOTHER TIMESKIP
"I HATE YOU FAZBEAR!"
Freddy winced at the volume of your voice, and the iron grip you had on his already bruised hand.
"Ready?"
"NO!"
"PUSH!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAGH! KILL ME!!!"
1 HOUR LATER
You looked down upon your little princess, as she cradled your finger in her tiny palm.
"We did a good job," Freddy murmurs.
You smiled lovingly, "yes, we did,"
"Welcome to the world, little Lacie."
Mike: passing out? At least in mine I was a MAN!
Bonnie: Yeah sure, I think I remember you crying.
Mike: -blushes- well, what can you say?! Yours could be just like mine!
Joy: Well, you better get your emotional ass in your room and clean it up.
Mike: Why? It's fine!
Joy: Don't you lie to me! -holds up creature found in Mike's room-
Troy: EW! It looks like a rat with green ass puke all over it!
Joy: YEP! AND IT WAS IN MIKE'S ROOM!
Chica: I think I'm gonna throw up! -runs to the bathroom-
Mike: eh -sweatdrops-

Requested by Madison