Chapter to the rose of a Heroin [I KNEW author was on something!]
ok jazzie-kun pleas dont get mad at me cause your not in it yet. You'l apear soon dont worry. [who is this jazzie-kun and why do we care?]
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StarKit wock up and sunlit was in the branches. She closed her eyes againstill tired. Butter mom wouldn't let her sleep not today. [BUTTER MOM]
"Sweety its time to get up" said Dawnsparkle; her eys shinning. "Today is important today." [ "I have to say it twice because I know you're retarded"]
"What is it Mom" [Starkit is salty] said StarKit awake right away. Then the she cat rememembered what today was.
"Ohmigosh its my serimony today!' she squelled excercisedly [the hell...].
Today was the day she was an apprentice!
She flicked outside not even waiting for her Mom. But her Mom cot up to her quick.
"Sweety you know the clans don't except cat slike use sometimes." She said.
StarKit glared. She didn't lake beig told that. Just because her Mom was a usedto be Shadowclan cat and her dad was jayFeather the medicine Cat didn"t mean she ws different! [yes it does...you are a perfect example of why cats aren't supposed to break the Warrior Code. If they do, they end up with a purple freak like you]
"StarPaw come here." Said FireStar from the leg. He jumped down.
"StarKit it s tome for you to become an apentice: he said. "Your a strong brave cat and because of that I will mentor with you." [how does he know she's strong and brave? She might be a total coward. Oh wait. Nvm she's a Mary-Sue; of course she's strong and brave]
Ever body gasped. StarKit did too. Se herd hear mother say "Wow!".
Firehert liked her shoulder [it was a nice shoulder]. He whispered in her ear "youll be the best their ever was StarPaw I know ti."
Surpised she walked away when they were done howling for her./ Then she went ofer to JayFeathern and DawnSparkle who were very prod. [*prods Dawnsparkle and Jayfeather with a stick* WHAT HAVE YOU CREATED?]
"Daughetr where very happy but he have to say something said Jayfeather his chest puffed ouit. "You see there is this prophcy Starcaln gave me it said that out of the darkness, stars will come and get rid of the evil tiger and holly."
StarPaw gasped. What does it mean? [It means you're a magic idiot]
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lol I update fast dont i. REVEIW or ill hit over the head with a frying pan! XDD jk
[Oh yes! I love this story so much! Lol jk]
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Kendall Tries to Read Starkit's Prophecy!
RandomOh god what am I getting myself into I have read a lot of these. They seem like fun, so I'M DOING ONE TOO! And I know perfectly well how horrible it is. Let's see if I survive...
