Chatter 31 KITS [OH FUCK NO]
t00000000t [The fuck...]
this chatper made jazsy really upstet she shad she woudlnt deit the chapters anymroe i thinkc she odnest like ne enymore IM SORRY JAZZ I LUVE YOU [Haha sucks for you]
StarGleat ran bakc ro the thundercaln camp and she skided into the mediccne tats den. [In the middle of battle? And NO ONE tried to stop her?]
"JAYFEATHRE SHE ELLED I THINK IM PREGNAT!1!1!"1!" [oh shit the last thing we need is more Staridiots running around]
"What makes yo say that" said JayFeather he came out of the medicine cats den.
" FELT MY KITS" SAID STARCLEM. [Because logic]
"Ok lie down her" and so StarGkem ded and JayFetahr felt her stomah. "OH" she yelled as he pocked a kit.
"Those are diftently kits" he said "They look like theyr gong to be comign in a few dyas/" [You're an idiot; that's entirely not how pregnancy works]
"OMG A FEW DAYS SAID STARGLEMA HOW DID SHE NOT NKNOW THIS,. SHE SAID. [Exactly]
"If I can aks whose the father" said JayFetaer. [Probably Satan :/
"Ummm" said StarGleam shitting her paws [Why does she keep shitting on everything? Jeez!]
"how do I say this. It was...JazzSong."[WHAT THE FUCK?! HOW?!]
"WHAT" Jazzong said coming up to her. "HOW DOES THAT EVEN WORKI;M A GIRL" [EXACTLY]
I knwo said StarGlaema but "I LOVE YOU." [You fucking purple retard. That is not how that works. You two did not fuck, not to mention that 'Jazzsong' is female and she doesn't have a dick, so she couldn't have gotten you pregnant.]
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!1!1111!111!11!1!1!1" said JazzStar. [More dramatic screaming. Go figure.]
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So i'm back...again...for a little while...probably...
Also how the HELL did this get 5K reads
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Kendall Tries to Read Starkit's Prophecy!
RandomOh god what am I getting myself into I have read a lot of these. They seem like fun, so I'M DOING ONE TOO! And I know perfectly well how horrible it is. Let's see if I survive...
