Chapter 25 The Ask Qestion
NO NOT HAWKFROST THOUGTH STARLGEAM. SHE DIDNT KNO WWHY BUT SHE DIDT WAT HIM TO BE HER MEMTOR. [well he's not gay, so there should be no problem for you. Personally, I would be happier if he WAS gay]
"hi GleamKit" said HawkFrots walking over to here. He raped his tail aroond her sholders. [ O_o]
"want to tran with me tommorwo?" [You're her mentor! You don't need to ask!]
"Okay," said Starkpaw. [add that one to the list]
She went to AsgKit. "Hi she said." "Hi." He said. "Hi." [Best conversation ever. That's ever worse then the Lukesse 'Sup?' thing]
She rippled. [she rippled. Is that like 'turbled' or 'robbled'?]
"do you want to fo huntibg with me desu ka?" [Desu ka. Wtf]
he said. "Ok" sie said.
I walked outof the forest wtih AshFir. WE wente into the froste to hunt. He keept loocking at StarGleam. She wandered y. Then he said: "StarPaw... I was wanted know..... if you... owuld be my Mat?"""""? he said. [YOU ARE APPRENTICES]
"ONGOSH YESSSASSSSS [desperate much??]
SAID STARPaw cause she didn"t nemember ho he was. [...what?]
Fi shed remembered she wound have said YES. And then... from the buddhes [came from the Buddhas. Yes.]
.... CAME hackforst. [NO GO AWAY. YOU'LL MAKE THIS WORSE]
"What are you inncolent fools doing?" said Hawkfrost. [¯\_(ツ)_/¯]
"Shes my mate now." Said AshPaw. "NO WAY?" said HaekFrost. [Unfortunately, yes way]
"I want her to b my matt!" Ands then the FOUTH! There was lost of blod. Stargleam cryed! It weas so scaray! [You were never afraid of your various pedophiles before...]
"sto" she said but even she coldnt make them lestin. [Oh yes, because randomly saying 'sto' is going to make them be nice]
And thenm suddenly.... THEY WEREK ISSING! [That escalated quickly]
"NOOO WHAT ARE YOUS DOING?" SAID GLEAMSTARKIT. [...]
THEY WERE BING GAY! [*applauds*]
And she ran in the forest!1!2! [Yeah, get out of here, you homophobic purple fuck]
jeuss doesent lick people who flmale! [How do you know? Jesus might've been completely facepalming if he could read this]
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It feels like I'm making a LOT more comments on these recent chapters. Too many? Yeah? No? Idk.
YOU ARE READING
Kendall Tries to Read Starkit's Prophecy!
RandomOh god what am I getting myself into I have read a lot of these. They seem like fun, so I'M DOING ONE TOO! And I know perfectly well how horrible it is. Let's see if I survive...
