Chaphtrt 22 LEBIANS 1 111 [this is going to go well]
StarKit dind know why eh was so upest, [me neither]
but she new that it was NOT A GOD THINGG for there to be LESBIA. [I'm ready to kill you now J]
"Whats wrong StarGleam" asked RedPaw as she kised LakePaw ON THE LISP! [How do you kiss someone on the lisp?] "Your just a it why do you not like that ides
"Becuse being lesbna is WONG! [what about being bisexual? Or pansexual? FIGHT ME, BITCH.]
StarKti yelled back. [Do not yell at your parents! Has no one ever taught you manners?]
"Its against the BibTen Comandamnt."
"How would you know of the ten commandnts " akxed LekePaw "you werf here for that."
"I know" said StarKkit thuning "but I somehow now aboot it." [*facepalm*]
LakePaol shruged she didnt know how to responing. "Well the ten comadnt sarent' real" she said "so me and RedFur think its oka." [Fuck you, Staridiot!]
"Come backc to the nursey with us" saud RedPFur "your too youg to be out of the nurseyr for log." [keep her in there forever]
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!111!1!" yelled SarPaw she refused to et herself be expod to the LESBITS!1!1!11!" [I will kill you]
Se ran out into the frost. AssKit folowed her. [hahahaha Asskit hahaha]
"Whats wrong StarStar" [no]
she asked "why are you so upset!" [Because she is a drama queen who is ALWAYS upset]
"I'm beng rased by PLEBIANS!" StarKite yeled back. "WHAT DO YOU THINK IS WRONG/" [you are what's wrong, Staridiot.]
"well come over her" said AshFit "maybe we can make them see the ligt.
"giggle" siad SatrKit but whe went ofer to AshFur. ['giggle']
But then a cat was coing throug the tress! It was... JazzSong!
"JazzPaw what are you dong here!1!1"! [She's the leader, bitch. It's her territory, she goes where she wants]
asked Starkit. [spelled correctly!!!!!]
"It's JazzStar dint you hear I got mad letter after StarGleam died." [a mad letter]
"It was a sad deth." [No, it was VERY HAPPY. Everyone CELEBRATED LIKE CRAZY. Everyone reading this book, that is.]
"who is StarGlaem" asked StarGleam [do I even have to point out how stupid this is?]
she new the nam sounded family but she didnt know WHAT IT WAS.
"it doest mater" sud JazzSong [the first sentence I have agreed with in this entire book]
lets go back to the camp."
"Yay" said AshFurtk happly. [For a second there I thought it said 'Ashfart']
They went back to the damp.
"No go see RedPaw and lakePaw" said JaszStar "I now they'e wating for yo." [or maybe they've come to their senses and escaped]
"finefine" saud StarKit but im not going to like it! [You nasty little fucking purple whiny childish BITCH]
SIX MOONS LATER [yes, spare us the six moons of Staridiot's whining]
"StarKit from this day forwrd you will be NONE AS STARPAW!11!1"! sayd JazzSong. Then clan cheerid happily.
"Your mwneot will be" saiud JazzSeng. [will be who? You didn't say]
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!11!111!111!" YELLED STARFLEM!1!111!111 [overdramatic much?]
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Kendall Tries to Read Starkit's Prophecy!
RandomOh god what am I getting myself into I have read a lot of these. They seem like fun, so I'M DOING ONE TOO! And I know perfectly well how horrible it is. Let's see if I survive...
