Chapter For StarPaws decids
flamrs ur all satanits!11 anyon who dosent like the stro is a staneist cause StarGIPaw has such a strng conecton with sTarcaln and thats why you dot like it, its cause u do ntlik JEZUS!
[so Starpaw is Jesus now? WHAT?]
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"StarPaw wok up its tim 4 parole." [Yes, parole. Starpaw should be in jail]
StarPaw opnd hr brite reinbow eys and locked arund. [...weren't her eyes orange?]
"Omigosh who wus tha!1!1"Sshe yellow. [I thought she was horrifyingly purple]
"Its me GrayStipe" GrayStrip wisperd in her er. StarPaw gottedup.
"Omigosh Graystip what do u want!1 she yelped [he already said parole.]
GrayStrpe locked at hr. "Wll u be my mat" hE ESked. [ "Your purple fur would look so great in my den!" ]
"OMigosh grayStripe thats so nic!" StarKit scremed. "but FireStar alredy esked me." [he did? WTF?! Incest! Age gap! Mary-Sue! THERE'S SO MANY THINGS WRONG WITH THIS!]
"wel then hes jst an idot." [yes, yes he is and so are you]
"StarPaw wok up its tim 4 parole." [wat]
StarPaw opnd hr brite reinbow eys and locked arund. [wat]
"Omigosh who wus tha!1!1"Sshe yellow. [wat]
"Its me GrayStipe" GrayStrip wisperd in her er. StarPaw gottedup. [oh ok, it repeated]
"Omigosh Graystip what do u want!1 she yelped GrayStrpe locked at hr. "Wll u be my mat" hE ESked. [it's not any less creepy the second time]
"OMigosh grayStripe thats so nic!" StarKit scremed [do you want to wake the entire camp?] "but FireStar alredy esked me."
"wel then hes jst an idot." [Once again, I agree]
y do u say tha?" yellED STARPaw GayStrip [hello Gaystrip] locked at hr meanly.
"i dont lik him" [weren't they best friends? Did I miss something here?] sqeakd GrayStripe he locked arund fastly. "hes a mean cat!
"OMIGOSH U MEAN LIKE SCOURG?" STARPAW SHOCKED.
"No ur much prtter then sourg" [kill me now] said Graystripe he licked her on the head I want u to be my mat." he yeleled. [yeleleld]
"Well mabey. but what would FireStar say?" she wispereed. GrayStripe locked around agan. "I dont think he wuld mind." said GraStri;e [lies all lies]
"OMIGOSH SUR THAN!" StarPaww yelleded happly. [again with the yelling!]
"Wat ar uo ta;kin abut" said FireHert [I sound exactly like that when I wake up]
he was walkin up. He locked angrily.
"oh uhhhh nuthin FireStar go back to sleep!" [salty Starpaw] mwled StarPaw hoppin he would leaf so she culd be alon with grayStripe.
"Yah FireStra theres nithing to wory about!" cherrid [cause that's definitely a word] GrayStrpe but Firestar didn't leave insted he said i thought I herd you asking her to be our mate."
"oh uh yeh. yELLED STARPaw but he didn;t leaf [of course he didn't leaf. He's not a tree] instead he jumped on GrayStripe!1!11
"I Want to be wit her!" said FireHart attakin GraySriep.
"No I do!" shouted. [*dies*]
"guysys stop fihting you can BOTH be my mats! StarPaw wispered apply like seCert." [Uh...they both HAVE mates]
"No we can;t do that their can only be 1!11 Howled Firestar. "Otterwies youll chet on us."
"So StarGleam, who will u pik?" giggled GayStipe. [Giggled? GAYSTIPE?!]
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Voeite!1! Leaf coumints!1!!! or ur ay satanits
AHH THIS IS POSESSING MY BRAIN! GET IT OUT GET IT OUT! *repeatedly slams head against wall*
This is the end of my sanity.
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Kendall Tries to Read Starkit's Prophecy!
RandomOh god what am I getting myself into I have read a lot of these. They seem like fun, so I'M DOING ONE TOO! And I know perfectly well how horrible it is. Let's see if I survive...
