Chapter 28 Shrakking [Dafuq?]
okay guy I know its een a wile sinse my last chapta, but no I have somethin to say on th subgect! [oh shit]
a few weks ago, jazzy intoduce me to something calld SLASH. [...what? Where is this going?]
At firt I didnt liek it so much but then since I new it exited [????]
and since i puberty I finaly admtted to myslef that I was...A LESBIAN!1!1!1111 [that is painfully ironic]
[And I was going to say something else really bitchy and totally well-deserved, but I can't decide on just ONE]
I men i didnt want to admit it first but ten i realizd that its not god to hide my felings. I men I now i usd to be a homophone [YA THINK?!]
but evn thoh im not hapy about having to kno this i know its for the bet. I was awy for soooo log becuase i had to realse tat and aslo i was potsging on the OFICAL FORM. [K.]
but everone their is a stanist!1!1111!1! so i letf. and btw i cnat bleive those stupid at dleteed my sotyr!111! [Good for them!]
:((((( there so mean i mean wat did i do to derseve this? [Maaaaybe...wrote a terrible excuse for a story that gave everyone cancer? Said a shitload of extremely offensive things about the LGBTQ+ community? Continuously acted like a total moron?]
But anywa here is the chapte. [please no]
Now that she remebred StarPaw ran ack to the camp with anew goll. She wanted to tll evyrbody who she RELLY WAS. [okay but why]
Sh got bck ther and past RedPaw and lakePool on there way otu.
"Wher are you gong?" StarPaw questin. [gong]
"Were going to Stainclan" repelled RedPaw. [StainClan. What is that even supposed to mean]
"But why?" sekd StarPaw. "Bein gay isnt a sin anymro!" [I should be happy about this, right? Maybe? I'd be happier if this freak would just MAKE UP HER MIND]
She whaled afte rhtem. [And now I imagined a purple whale flopping after them.]
"it isn't said LakePaw but you said it was!"
"I kno" saed StarApw "But ive found out abut SLASH. Infact I've relaed that I LOVE JAZZPA.E." [there's so many things wrong with this sentence I'm not sure which one to comment on]
"omg relly?" esked RedFur cause she culdtny belief it. "but were still gong to Stinclan, becase wer also ATHIET"." [...wtf]
"NO." StarPaw muttered. "you cant goo! Satinclan is not the place for you. I shuld proly go and call hawkFrost and AshFit back beause they can be ga nwo! [Ashfit.]
Oh and FlamePelt can come back to. [Maybe she doesn't want to? The last we heard from her was "well watever Im going to g join SaitnClan cuase im evil now by"]
"We;l go tel them" saidRedufr and she left with LakePaw. The StaRgleam wen back to tamp and wen she got thair she jumped o the HighLedRock. [what why?]
"ATTENSION ALL CATA OF THUNDERCLAN
SHE YELeld I HAVE AN ANOUCNEMTN.
The cats . "What is it StarSpaw theu asked [Why isn't anyone kicking her off Highrock?! She's an apprentice! She doesn't belong up there!]
"I HAVE A CONFESSN" SHE YELLD "I...AM...STARSTAR!11!11!111111111!" [How did you even figure this out? And why should any of them care?!]
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*drinks 40 gallons of bleach*
Anyone else wantsome?
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Kendall Tries to Read Starkit's Prophecy!
RandomOh god what am I getting myself into I have read a lot of these. They seem like fun, so I'M DOING ONE TOO! And I know perfectly well how horrible it is. Let's see if I survive...
