Chaper Sixteen The Nane Lifes [she spelled another number right I'm gonna die!]
But suddenly as SatyrGleam was leafing theri was a nose from the bushs and Shadwclan spring out!2! [OMG a nose?! Really?!]
their was TailPoppy [no]
LittleCold, [stahp]
RedStrom [kill me]
OwlPad [...]
SchorcWind [NO]
(there from the Alliances I mad them warrior they don apear in the books) and CeaderGeart, and Twanypelt & RustFur, all of BlacStars bets warriors. [I am officially dead. Please can you just spell one name right? Just ONE?!]
StarGleams malting orange swammed with suprise. [*bangs head against wall*]
What ere they going t do? "StarGlaw" said Blackstar sadly. "U cant becomed leader then it will be inblossble for us to have kitsss!" jhe said. [It was ALREADY impossible, you moron!]
"Ive got to do BlackSrar its my detsiny." You cant fihtg feat.' [Do you believe in Destiny?
*all the RWBY fans glare at me*
*winces* Sorry]
"No!" he meowled. "I don't want to loose you!" "Its oky" sad FireHeart he was called that new sinch he wasnt ladder, he hadnt leafed yeat. [Firestar is STILL not a tree, author!]
"Ya" sad GaryStripe "we lofe her to" [brb. I gotta go find a rope to hang myself]
"ok" sad BlackStar sadly. They wacked away. [Why is this sentence so funny]
StarGlem was glad, she had anew love. [wtf who?!] Se didnot want 2 dell with this wright now.
StarGleam mead LoinBalze her depudy he take the clkan back to camp. Her and JayFeather and FireStar walked to the MoonPool. "I cant belive it sadi StrGleam. [Me neither, but for a different reason]
"I can." Said JayFeater he was smelling StarPaw almots gasped [why was he smelling Staridiot?!]
shed never seen her father smiel befour! "Your a grate leddar StarGleam ive always none since the first day I saw yo." [A grate leddar]
"Relly." She aksed. "Relay," he said. She smiled to for teh firts time in a log time she was really happy! [Wasn't she happy when she showed the Condiments to the Clans? If I remember correctly, she 'gagged happi;y' at the Gathering and yelled kawaii]
Shed had someny toms chating after her but now this would be Oka! [*facepalm*]
They were closed to the MoonSnot now. [Moonsnot lmao]
StarGleam was startig to gut a litel nervis. Wha if starClan didnt like her? [Of course they'll like you, youre a FUCKING PURPLE MARY-SUE!]
They went ot the MoonPolo. It was a shinny; rotund poll. StarGlean had never sen enythin so buetifly inner life befor. "im so produ of you," said FireTar his gaze tinkling. StarGleap purSmiled [Purrsmiled. What the actual fuck.]
and liked the warter. [it was nice water]
It was dark! [OMG WHATEVER WILL WE DO?!]
StarGel am opened erh eyes and she was in a froset. Then there weas lots of stars. 'like me' she thoguth lokoing at the star in her foreheed. [kill me]
Then they shinned brighter and there were cats! lost of cats and they were ver starry. Starclab!1!11! [!1!!11!]
"Are ou reedy" shouted on of them frob the front. "yes sad starKit [She was so excited she turned into a kit!]
whe was turbling with exitmente! [Nvm, THIS is the funniest sentence]
"ong of them came up. It was a blue cat. 'Bullstar' wispered StarGleam ahstruck. [who tf is Bullstar]
"With this live I gave you liedership said BleuStar puttinger noise to StarGleams. It hurtd! [Oh boo hoo, you poor kit]
BlueStar wakled away [Dafuq]
StarGleam wandered ho muck more of this she cold tack it hurt so much she terbled. [what is up with her and turbling? Wtf IS turbling?]
"With this life I give you corrage" [porridge?] said YellowFag storling up to StarPleam. It hurted like neddles!1 [because cats know what needles are]
BambleCalw came nex. He put his mose on StarGleam's forehed. It hurt lick TiggerSTars class! [because Tigerstar is very classy]
WithStorm [*spews lemonade* WITHERSTORM?! HOLY FREAKING MOTHER OF SHARKS!] stambled over next.
"Woth this lift. I give you strenth. Us it well to pertect your Clan." [she spelled Clan right...the world must be ending]
LeaveWind cam on to her. "Wit this life i give u nolledge." It hurt like fier!1 [who tf is Leafwind]
She god a liff rom BundleFace form motherlinest [tf]
a life from TailStar for qiickness, & a life for StoneFur for bravvery. She was shacking she didn nok if she cold mack it!
And then frorm the cord. came. A LINO!1!11!1 [wat]
SatrGleam GASP! "This is ThunderStar" mowed TallStar. He was the first ledder of Thunerclan! OR it was called LoinClan." [Loinclan. Nice.]
StarPaw coudnt breath? She was so exited and so onered! "I cat beliv its relly you ThungerStar she said in ah. "Its meh" said the lion. He toched his mastiff nose to her nose [He has a mastiff nose? I thought he was a lion]
and the pan was worst than ever befor! StarGleam thougth she would de! "With his life I give o HEAR. [wtf]
You have a realy strong heat bfour but is even stornger now, thank you for giving comandaments to the Calns. [So it was YOUR idea!
*grabs chainsaw*
Prepare to die.]
Wath would Starclan doo witouth you [THEY WOULD LIVE IN PEACE WITHOUT HAVING TO WORRY ABOUT SOME CRAZY FUCKING PURPLE RETARD]
Now I will giv you a namr."
"Wat!" shotud StarGleam ass he opened his moth. "I donk want my bame to be StarStar that would be stuped! [Yeah, and this is stupid enough already] I want to be called GleamStsr!"
"Fery well" said LionStar doping his head he wold lisent to StarGkeam she was specal. [The fuck? No! Don't listen to her! Shes not special, shes a MORON]
I now pronunce you.. GLEAMSTAR!' [that is literally the same name, just reversed. Another reason why you shouldn't listen to the purple freak]
Butt as the cats begun to cherr, there was a dankness! The darknest swolled everything! She could small BLODO! [Oh no, blodo! Whatever are we going to do?]
Suddenly TigerStar and HolyLeaf were there! In her vishon! She sa them tacking over the clans and ther was an arm of rogues and cats were deing! And suddenly their was a cat suruonded by a godlen lite!1!1! It was HACKFROST! He made all the bad stuff disapare.
"MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!11!1!1!11!" [Does she usually holler random cow noises?] yelled StarGleamStar walking up.
She juts culdnt be in loe with HawkForest she just could!11!1!11! [why not? Its pretty obvious that you don't give two shits about the Warrior Code.]
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WHERES DAT ROPE
I NEED IT
And no, I'm not going to stop swearing every few sentences. This book brings out the worst in all of us.
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Kendall Tries to Read Starkit's Prophecy!
RandomOh god what am I getting myself into I have read a lot of these. They seem like fun, so I'M DOING ONE TOO! And I know perfectly well how horrible it is. Let's see if I survive...
