Chatpre 21 The Purtle [the...what?]
Felled Leaf what hare you doing here" said StarGlean. "I'm here to dilevere a propheci." [Oh yes, a non-clan cat in StarClan to deliver a Clan prophecy to the spawn of Satan. Makes perfect sense.]
He he said."I allredy kow about the propheco." she siad."out of the darknedd, stargl will come and get rid of the evil tigger and holy." [That is literally the wost prophecy of all time. Even worse than the dragonet prophecy, and that one was FAKE.]
"Thast not one I mean." [well shit, more horrible prophecies] Said Falleb Leaf.
"I mean....theyr are dayk throats in the forst." [You call that a prophecy?! BRUH. I RETRACT MY PREVIOUS STATEMENT]
"w?" said GlStarGleam "U see ther are still cast who dont belive in Starclan." [Examples, please]
"WHAT SIAD GLEMASTARR AFTER EVERTTHING IVE DON FOR THEM HOW OCULD TEHY" [Yes, after all you've done, I'm surprised they haven't murdered you]
"The Dork Forest is tacking over theri minnds. Said Falled Leave. There using ClodTail and MotWig tu help them. [Clodtail and Motwig. Yes.]
So you must.... [*dramatic pause*]
Start..... a war... ON THE DAERK FRSOT!11!1!##! [This is going to go well]
Weave all ben watting for you GleamStar." [We have? Why?]
And then he luft. [thank you for the useless information]
Starlgeam dint have any tim to thick=====think becuse some1 called her nam! [She was trying to think? Why? She never has before]
"STarGleam" called SpotedLeaf. "Its time for you to b riencarted." [NO NO NO NO. SOMEONE STOP HER]
"YAY" said Gleamstar. Thery was a portle. [Please go get lost in the Portal Network]
She locked at the portel. It was suierling 7 brihte. "Go in thru there" siad BallStar. [NO PLEASE NO]
He loked said that Stargleam codnt be with him but she new hed be ok. She nugled him he felled better. [*vomits*]
then she wandred what woldu happen. "We ont know for sure." omitted BeluStar. [I can't even tell which cat is talking here]
"But it worked b4 itl wokr agaen.' [what...?]
StarGkeam was abuut to step into the purtel ehwn.... SHFUR!11! [NO ASHFUR DON'T YOU DARE]
"NO" HE SAID" I WNAT HER FOR HIMSELF" [ASHFUR STOP. YOU SAW WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME]
"quick StarGleam getting" said hestering towered the portle
Justs as she was about to jup in..... HawkAShfur pussed aginst her! She was nocked forwered into the suirling purtle!111 [!1!11!!1]
She lookced back to se....ASHFUR Had cum BACK ThRU TO1!11!1 [again with the cumming. PLEASE STAHP]
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[THING FOR MCSM FANS]
Imagine
That the portal didn't actually take her back to the Clans.
Instead, it dumped her in the Portal Network and the Order found her. Seriously, just think about that for a minute.
Ivor would try to figure out if it was scientifically possible for her to be purple.
Lukas would write about it in his journal, because come on, that's Lukas for ya
Jesse would suggest something like taking her with them to try and find her home world
Then Staridiot would say something about being 'kawaii'
And Petra would murder her.
If you know MCSM,you're probably laughing/smiling right now XD
YOU ARE READING
Kendall Tries to Read Starkit's Prophecy!
RandomOh god what am I getting myself into I have read a lot of these. They seem like fun, so I'M DOING ONE TOO! And I know perfectly well how horrible it is. Let's see if I survive...
