alright so quick note- i'm having spacing issues with this book for some reason. in the draft, everything will be normal, but then when i publish it everything will be like,, one huge paragraph. i don't know why this is happening or how to fix it so uhh...just bear with me i guess?
Chapter 27 A NEW CALN? [I have a feeling it's going to be GleamClan or some shit]
StarKit ran and ran and run until she got back to the capm and then RedFur was ther waitng for her!11!
"OMIGOSN NO!" reploned StarPa "I CAN;T TALK TO YOU RITE NOW" [She's your MOM]
and she un into the appenticed den. "I CANT LET MUSELF BE SEEN WITH A LESBIAN!1!1!1" [Staridiot, you are literally the only homophobic cat in Thunderclan. No one will think any less of you if you talk to your adopted mom]
"Ad why not" aked RedPaw marcing ofer to StarGkem "I men weave ben rassing you for mons now!" [EXACTLY]
"I NO" fried StarGKit [First we had creamed Starpaw, now fried Starkit? What's next? Roasted Staridiot? I'm pretty sure we have that too, thanks to me and my unbelievably rude comments]
"But I just saw HawkForst and AshFuru...and they were... KISING!" [That's still pretty messed-up, considering that Ashmoron is now an apprentice]
She was repued as she said that she couldn;t stand the idaw of HAWKFROST KISTING A GUY!" [Staridiot's jelly...]
"Well thats erfecty fine isnt it?" asked LakwPool coming into the den/ "I mean were gay and there snothing wrong with that!" [YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!! YOU TELL HER]
"YES THEIR IS"! yelld Starpaw in angry and she RAN FROM THE DEN AND BACK OUT INTO THE FROST [DON'T COME BACK]
BUT THEN SHE RAN INTO HAWKFORT AND ASHTKI AGAN!11111111!111!1111"
"YOU! CANT! BE! GAY!" she told them [Why the fuck not?]
(a/n I NEEDED EXTRA EMPHAS BECUSE I DONT KNOW HOW ELSE TO RITE IT!) but they DIDNT MOVES THEY JUST [CONTINUED TO MACK OUR! [*chants* Ashfur and Hawkfrost, sittin in a tree! K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
...yes, I'm a tenth grader. I know perfectly well how immature I am.]
"WHY DONT YOU JUST LEAF" she asked quitely [If it's in capital letters...she's probably not being quiet]
"I MEAN YOUR NOT EXCEPT IN THIS CALN OF MINE!111!" [EXCUSE ME?! IT IS NOT YOUR CLAN! YOU ARE NOTHING MORE THAN A DELUSIONAL KIT!]
"IT'S NOT YOUR CALN!" HAWKFORST YELLED ITS EVERYBODYS CALN" [EXACTLY]
"YEAH WELL YOUR GAY!11111!" SAID STARRKIT. [Great reasons, Staridiot]
"FINE" said Hawkforst and he Left With AshFur! "WE'LL GO BE ROGUES." [Good, you can get away from Starbitch!]
"GET OUT OF MY CALN" [Fuck you]
So they lef. Then StarKit realized SHE HAD JUST BANISHED HER MENTO. [Lol sucks for you]
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!1111111!11 [Another chapter ends with Staridiot screaming dramatically]
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Variations of 'Staridiot' in this chapter:
StarKit (twice)
StarPa
StarGkem
StarGKit
Starpaw
STARRKIT [*claps*]
Starbitch [my fault]
VOCÊ ESTÁ LENDO
Kendall Tries to Read Starkit's Prophecy!
DiversosOh god what am I getting myself into I have read a lot of these. They seem like fun, so I'M DOING ONE TOO! And I know perfectly well how horrible it is. Let's see if I survive...
