Chapter Five Untidles [wat]
UR OLL JUST SAINTS [thank you] y cant u just except jEsuss it wold mae ur life so much mor engoyable u would never haf to worr/ again [Oh yes, NEVER worry about ANYTHING ever again!]
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StarPaw sad "I..i.." she was so foncusded! Thes to cats hard asked her to b there mates [*gasp* did the author just...spell 'mates' correctly?! WHAT!?]
an wht was she supops to do? They we beoth handsome and althing, [what is this 'althing' you speak of?]
but bot had matss! [FINALLY]
Nhd she luvved them both! FirstAr wus so kind and he oviusly likked her allot. GayStirpe was so funny and col.
"!" [What. Why would you say 'exclamation point'?! And how?!] said StarPaw ass she ruan in to the forest. It wus to muck# she culdnt choss!
She run and ran and run til ur paws her hurtinged. Hen she rrellized she corsed the broader. Oih no she thugh Shadowclan will get me. "wut are you ding here?" sd BalkStar s he waked up. [BalkStar. *slams head against wall*]
"I'm sorry!" mewoed StarKit I didn't men too!' [and now she's a kit again...]
That's ok" sed blackStar. "no wons perfeck.""no that's not true." Said StarPaw, offed. "StarClan is.""Waht do you mena?" wemed BlackStar. ["Hmm, how do I create a tense conversation between characters? I know, Ill just slam my face on the keyboard and see what happens!"]
"well the give us all this halpand stuff" said Starpaw. "without them we wold be lust." She said. [ *snicker snicker*]
"I gess that's ter " balkcStar said, "besid I didn't relly mean that neway.
"o really why?" said starpaw. "becus yo are."
'WHAT' YOWLED sTarpaw jumping away [that's what I'm thinking]
BlackkStarTried to nugle her. "WHAT ARE O TRIG TO DO MOLE STRAEP ME?1?" [Yes, he's trying to mole straep you. Whatever that means]
"e—" BlakStar started too expaln, but, StarPw wass to quick [How is 'e' explaining?]
"no" she Sid "I don't doned another tom after me!" "I got enog porbelms arigt now anywy! [I got enog porbelms too, and this is one of them]
"but yor pahfect." Said Blackstar. "you betted me in badle you HAVE TO BE " ["Dahling you're pahfect!"]
"NO!" shitted SarPaw Again runnin into the forst. [Pffft hahaha]
Ters ralled down her checks she was cyring. 'its too much" sahe though. "Starcalnb help me.!"
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I am literally regretting all of my life's decisions right now.
Also just wanted to say that the picture at the top is literally my favorite of all the ones I've found so far XDD
YOU ARE READING
Kendall Tries to Read Starkit's Prophecy!
RandomOh god what am I getting myself into I have read a lot of these. They seem like fun, so I'M DOING ONE TOO! And I know perfectly well how horrible it is. Let's see if I survive...
