Chapter Ten The Recluse [wat. Do you mean 'rescue'? Or...idk]
"EVERONE FALLOW ME" meowled StarPleam as see charred for th3 entranse to eh camp. Tares stremmed down her face1 she wuss so sad her fahter had deid her leader was gunn. "FLAMEPAW LAKEPAW DUSTPELT MOM LOINBLAZE FALLOW ME." She said. "I NEDD A PAROL." [who put you in charge?!]
The run into the frost their pass working fastly. She wood kill HolyLeaf and TigerSar for what thed don!
She batlecried using his nose to tar down the evill cats. Her heat burneded! [wat]
Sune they had funded them. They were hidnig bwhind a bolder. [I'm pretty sure the author just slammed her face on the keyboard here]
"HAHAHAH" LAUGHED HOLylesf putting er claw on FiresTarS thort. "IVE GOT YOU KNOW!"
StarGleam gasped. "noooooo Fireheat!" she scemmed "FalmePawgo!" she said. [ Because everyone yells 'FalmePawgo!' as a battle cry]
Flamepaw hurled at HolyLeaf. Hollyleaf laked at her in suprise. "What how could they have fallowd me." She dogged at Flamepaw her blue eys fallshig. [does that mean she barked at her?]
"NO FLAMEPAW" whaled LakePaw seing her sisters about too die. [I just pictured a purple whale flopping around in the middle of the battle]
"I LOVE YOU FALMEPAW." She yowled jumping herself in front of HOlyLeaf.
HollyLaffs paw cutt into hir throt blood came out LakePaw felt down. [because screw grammar]
"NOOOO!1!11" StarPaw screamed. "FLAMEAPWWW!" She ran for HoltLeaf but it wass no us. LakPaw was dyeing. "I lofe you StarGleam." She wisperd before er blue I's cosed. [you can't even spell 'eyes'. Omfg.]
"NO WAKE UP LAKEPOOL" [Since when was she Lakepool?] shoited Stargleam-she was so sad and depersed she was cyring!
"hahaha" laughed HollyLeaf evil. "u just dunt gedot d o you Im one of teh Tree! [You're a tree? Dafuq?]
I have pows beyound ur emaginating!"[Here's another place where the author slammed her face on the keyboard]
nd then.... She turned in.... A BARE!
"Gasped" gasped everyone. It was a bare!
"IM A SHAPSHITTER!" siad Hollylea joyly. [Don't do it Kendall. Don't-BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *falls out of chair*]
"stargleam." Said FalmePaw cryingly. [Cryingly. *repeatedly slams head against wall*]
"I nedd to go back 2 the damp. I goat bury laekpaw. [A goat buried Lakepaw.]
Ive neverbeen out of camp before how do you get back!" [WTF how have you never been out of camp? You were an apprentice before Staridiot!]
"U ju wak to te the est. said StarPaw." [Very informative, thank you Staridiot]
Thaks said FlamePaw crying she piced up the LakePaw and putter on her back and run.
"nut so fast!" said Holyleaf! "Your not gunna get away that easly!" Wit a rar like an volcano erection [I will never be able to erase that image from my mind. Thank you, Dark Rose]
she jumped at StarGlaem!
Everone! Gasped! "NOOOO." Yowled STarGleam as sumething lung and sarp pluned into her bk. "YOU CANT GET ME THAT EASLY."
Everyone jumped at the HoBare! [the HoBare.]
The bare rared in pane! Starepaw [who tf is Starepaw lol] sent her teeth into its for. It rared.
"oak oka" HolyLeafthe bare said. "i no know Your not guna be bettin that esliay." ["I know you're supposed to be the beloved protagonist, so I'll just give up"]
Suddenly she was a cat1 then her body dropped her eyes went drka she was on the grund. Suddly ther wass howl from the other side of the froste. It was LaFlamePaw! [it's Flamepaw, except French]
"LAKEPAW UR BACK!" SHE SAD
WHT SAID SPARGLAME. Thenshe locked. It was LakePool! She was runnin tord the forest starGleam was so appy. Then she sawyer eyes.
....
THEY WERE OLLYLEAFS! [tf...]
the next chatter wil coke soon! [wat] AND STUP FLAMMING YOU HAETRS. YOU JUST DONT BELVE IN GOOD.
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It feels like I say 'wat' way way too much. But tbh it pretty much describes my train of thought while reading this.
YOU ARE READING
Kendall Tries to Read Starkit's Prophecy!
RandomOh god what am I getting myself into I have read a lot of these. They seem like fun, so I'M DOING ONE TOO! And I know perfectly well how horrible it is. Let's see if I survive...
