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deadbeats:

i meant for my username to say deadmemes but it corrected to deadbeats so I started laughing and accidentally pressed save and i ran out of chances to change my username so now it's just deadbeats for the rest of my life

deadbeats:

what even is a deadbeat?

deadbeats:

do u ever just sit there and remember everybody in the world has an asshole

whatru:

its 2am jimin and you decide to post about this

deadbeats:

but that's a weird thing to realize don't u think

whatru:

i think you need help

deadbeats:

I'm going to dm you so you can harass me to my face

DM from deadbeats! click to view.

deadbeats: the fuck u say abt me

whatru: I said u need help

deadbeats: this rice tastes like Plato

whatru: u taste like Plato

deadbeats: how do u know what I taste like

whatru: I don't

deadbeats: u taste like people

whatru: how do u know what people taste like

deadbeats: ((:

whatru: you're a cannibal and you didn't know up until now that all humans have assholes

deadbeats: and you're my new friend!!

whatru: i didn't agree to this???

deadbeats: too bad fucker I'm jimin

whatru: I'm blocking you

deadbeats: i am tumblr I think not

you have blocked deadbeats.

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heyyy

basically the title is mmm daddy bc spoiler alert there's gonna be a lot of sexual shit so he prepared :)) k bye