deadbeats: hey u wanna meet my friend
whatru: u have friends?
deadbeats: yes ma'am I do
whatru: prove it
deadbeats added bitehim to the chat!
bitehim: what the fuck am I doing here
deadbeats: ahjumma now is not the time to have an existential crisis I'm trying to introduce you to a friend quick being an incompetent fucktard
whatru: one, we're not friends. we're acquaintances
whatru: two, did you call them an old lady?
deadbeats: yes I called namjoon an old lady
deadbeats: he's an old lady
bitehim: what
bitehim: don't expose me????
whatru: i just came here for a good time
deadbeats: i did too
deadbeats: and I'm just getting bullied
whatru: still cute tho
bitehim: RIGHT??
bitehim: JIMIN IS SO CUTE??
deadbeats: shut uPP
whatru: HE'S SUPER CUTE
whatru: HE SENT ME. PICTURE OF HIM AND A DOG AND HE'S SO CUTE
bitehim:
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bitehim: SO CUTE
whatru: OMG
whatru: HANDS
whatru: SO TINE
whatru: AHH
deadbeats: I TOLD YOU TO DELETE THAT
bitehim: I WOULD NEVER
whatru: um jimin ur truly a blessing ohmy so cute
deadbeats: sweetie keep it up and you'll be short a body part soon
bitehim: short and violent
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it's almost 3am
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Fanfictionirony? irony. warning: angst, hella plot twist, vulgar language, lowercase intended. yoonmin
