imadboy: hey baby
holly: oo new greeting
holly: I like it
holly: anyway hi
imadboy: im at tbis ill hiking trail with namjoon and holly and they allowed us to go down to this creek thing and its like a little mini v dried up river and me and namjoon left holly tied to a tree so we could explore
holly: YOONGI YOU CANT JUST LEAVE YOUR FUCKING DOG THERE
imadboy: hes fine
imadboy: NEVERMIND HES NOT THERE
imadboy: AND I JUST FELL BC ITS SLIPPERY
holly: STOP FUCKIM TEXTING ME AJD GO GET YOUR DAMN DOG JESUS
imadboy: THERES FUCKING BUGS EVERUWHERE
imadboy: BUGS GET OUT OF THE WAY SPICY MEMES COMING THRU I NEED TO FIND MY STONER DOG
holly: we are divorcing
holly: it is official
imadboy: he found himself a lump of dirt to sit on
holly: ah
imadboy: NEVER MIND ITS AN ANT PILE
holly: YIU WRE SUCH A BAD OWNER
imadboy: HES EATING THEM I NEED TO GET HIM OFF THE DRUGS
holly: APPARENTLY YOU TOO
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y'all i burned and cut myself with a pizza box.
a fucking
pizza box.
YOU ARE READING
ch**t*r
Fanfictionirony? irony. warning: angst, hella plot twist, vulgar language, lowercase intended. yoonmin
