you have unblocked deadbeats.
deadbeats: i see u have done the unblocking
whatru: i will do the reblocking
deadbeats: mm
whatru: is that a virtual moan??
deadbeats: mmm daddy
deadbeats: def getting off bc of u being a cock block
deadbeats: that makes sense
whatru: what in fuck
deadbeats: what in frog nation
whatru: choke
deadbeats: what in bird migration
whatru: you're an actual living dead meme I hate you
deadbeats: what in immigration
whatru: stop no I didn't sign up for this I don't even like u
deadbeats: what in turnip segregation
deadbeats: what in seaweed determination
whatru: ill fuckin block you
deadbeats: block me daddy
whatru: calm your gay
deadbeats: calm me down harder daddy
whatru: what the fuck is wrong with you
deadbeats: I used to be innocent
deadbeats: but then harambe died
deadbeats: everything went to shit
whatru: harambe ended for ever ago u need to stop
deadbeats: ye he ended forever ago bc HE WAS FUCKING SHOT HOW COULD TOU MAKE SUCH A PUN
whatru: i hate you
deadbeats: mm corn hates you
deadbeats: speaking of which did u know corn hub is an actual thing?
deadbeats: like. no joke. people actually use corn as dildos n get the corn stuck in their ass
whatru: shove it up ur ass
deadbeats: I'm gonna shove my dick so far up ur asks it makes ur heart shook
whatru: idk man that's pretty dominant
deadbeats: and?
whatru: you were calling me daddy earlier
deadbeats: ngl tops calling bottoms daddy can be hot too
whatru: what the fuck???????? I'm not gay, if I were gay I'm not a bottom. and i definently wouldn't fuck you
deadbeats: whatever u say yoongi
whatru: HOW'D YOU RIN OUT MY NAME.????¿? $?
deadbeats: i told you, I am tumblr.
whatru: shiver tumblr up ur ass
deadbeats: shiver me timbers
you have blocked deadbeats.
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Fanfictionirony? irony. warning: angst, hella plot twist, vulgar language, lowercase intended. yoonmin