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you have unblocked deadbeats.

deadbeats: i see u have done the unblocking

whatru: i will do the reblocking

deadbeats: mm

whatru: is that a virtual moan??

deadbeats: mmm daddy

deadbeats: def getting off bc of u being a cock block

deadbeats: that makes sense

whatru: what in fuck

deadbeats: what in frog nation

whatru: choke

deadbeats: what in bird migration

whatru: you're an actual living dead meme I hate you

deadbeats: what in immigration

whatru: stop no I didn't sign up for this I don't even like u

deadbeats: what in turnip segregation

deadbeats: what in seaweed determination

whatru: ill fuckin block you

deadbeats: block me daddy

whatru: calm your gay

deadbeats: calm me down harder daddy

whatru: what the fuck is wrong with you

deadbeats: I used to be innocent

deadbeats: but then harambe died

deadbeats: everything went to shit

whatru: harambe ended for ever ago u need to stop

deadbeats: ye he ended forever ago bc HE WAS FUCKING SHOT HOW COULD TOU MAKE SUCH A PUN

whatru: i hate you

deadbeats: mm corn hates you

deadbeats: speaking of which did u know corn hub is an actual thing?

deadbeats: like. no joke. people actually use corn as dildos n get the corn stuck in their ass

whatru: shove it up ur ass

deadbeats: I'm gonna shove my dick so far up ur asks it makes ur heart shook

whatru: idk man that's pretty dominant

deadbeats: and?

whatru: you were calling me daddy earlier

deadbeats: ngl tops calling bottoms daddy can be hot too

whatru: what the fuck???????? I'm not gay, if I were gay I'm not a bottom. and i definently wouldn't fuck you

deadbeats: whatever u say yoongi

whatru: HOW'D YOU RIN OUT MY NAME.????¿? $?

deadbeats: i told you, I am tumblr.

whatru: shiver tumblr up ur ass

deadbeats: shiver me timbers

you have blocked deadbeats.

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