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Allysus has added Melanie*

Allysus: heyy

Allysus: i'm lauren's friend, ally? she gave me your number

Melanie: omg, yeah

Melanie: hey haha

Melanie: i take it you don't remember me?

Allysus: ...?

Melanie: you came in to the bakery that one day with lauren and i thought you were the girlfriend she was always getting cookies for?

Allysus: OMG YEAH

Allysus: HOW DID I NOT REMEMBER

Allysus: in all fairness, lauren and i do act like we're together sometimes

Allysus: you should see her with our friend mani, she's like totally obsessed with her

Allysus: it's adorable, i love my friends

Melanie: aw, you're cute

Melanie: anyway, it's kind of funny that lauren is playing matchmaker

Melanie: i could never imagine her being the type of person to do something like that

Allysus: lauren is secretly a softy, don't let her leather jackets fool you

Allysus: but man, i'm really sorry i didn't recognize you

Allysus: you're like so beautiful?? i must have been distracted on my phone or something

Allysus: that sounds really bad actually

Allysus: i swear i pay attention!!! it just gets annoying when lauren is going on about camila for extended periods of time

Allysus: i'm not like dinah,, i can't just sit and watch and enjoy it the entire time

Allysus: but like yeah usually i am completely focused.. i promise i don't sit on my phone and block out the world. i wouldn't do that to you if we were hanging out

Allysus: i don't think i'd be able to do that anyway

Allysus: lol pls say something i have just realized how annoying i am

Melanie: ....

Melanie: you're so cute i'm shakdkjfjdjfj

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