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Mila: LAUREN MICHELLE

Mila: I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU'RE WITH ASHLEY AT THE TATTOO PLACE RIGHT NOW I WILL KICK YOUR ASS

Laur: i'm not babe, i promise

Mila: THEN WHY THE HELL IS DUA TEXTING ME ASKING WHERE ASH IS

Laur: i don't knowww

Mila: if you get that tattoo, i'll never have sex with you again

Laur: oh i just remembered, i'll be home in 5

Finah: i don't even want to know

Laur: DAMMIT CAMILA WE'RE IN THE GROUP CHAT

Mila: whatever, just make sure you're not getting that DAMN TATTOO

Mila: AND ASHLEY EITHER. TAKE HER HOME.

Laur: FINE OMG

Laur: SHE WASN'T EVEN GONNA GET ONE, I LOST

Allysus: ...

Allysus: anyway if camren is done with their dramatic arguing

Allysus: surprise bitches, lucy and i moved into the building

Mila: WHAT?

Mila: WHEN DID YOU SELL YOUR HOUSE?

Allysus: i haven't yet

Finah: BITCH YES, MANI LET'S GO VISIT THEM

ManiBear: I ALREADY GRABBED THE BEER

Laur: is this because i didn't tell you about my promotion

Allysus: yes

Laur: is this why lucy took me and camz to the movies? so you could get everything out of your house without me noticing?

Allysus: yes

Laur: is this why i wasn't allowed over the other day?

Allysus: yes

Laur: you went too far just to get your revenge surprise

Allysus: yes

Finah: OPEN THE DOOR, BITCHES

Allysus: how did you even know which it was?

Finah: you forget, i picked these two apartments out

Allysus: you right

Laur: does this mean i'm gonna have to drive into the city just to see all of you now

Mila: it means we both do

Finah: why don't you just MOVE IN

Laur: BECAUSE THE DATE I PICKED TO MOVE IN ISN'T FOR ANOTHER FEW WEEKS.

Mila: i told her to move sooner

Laur: it'll give us a nice break from them, babe

Laur: they're annoying

ManiBear: um? hello? did you forget you were in the gc?

Finah: honestly so inconsiderate. i'm hurt by your words, lauren.

Allysus: like if you know how i feel why would you say that like you put me in such an uncomfortable situation like you know i'm not happy

Laur: i hate all of you

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