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Lauren: dinah wtf is this

Lauren:

Finah: it's a singing telegram?????

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Finah: it's a singing telegram?????

Finah: didn't you like it? you wouldn't answer my texts, so...

Finah: did you like the song? i wrote it

Lauren: "i'm sorry, laurie" ? that's the best you could come up with?

Finah: don't forget, "i love you more than jacob satary"

Allysus: ...it's satorious

Finah: who cares, you try rhyming stuff with sorry

Allysus: .....starry?

ManiBear: story

Mila: lordy

Mila: whorey

Lauren: babe, neither of those are real words

Mila: 🤷‍♀️

Finah: so do you forgive me, laurie?

Finah: you know i didn't mean it. i just say a lot of dumb stuff most of the time that i don't intend to hurt people with but it does.. and.. i love you and you know you're just as much our friend as any of us were before. i don't know if you bothered reading through all of the messages in the group chat, but we talked about how much you're the glue of this group.

Finah: i honestly don't know where our friendship would stand without you. the truth is, we all barely hung out together, and when i accidentally added you to the group, we hadn't seen each other in almost a month

Finah: so do you forgive me?

Lauren: of course i do, d

Lauren: i was sold when the chicken man sang "i'm really sorry, i didn't mean to break your hearty"

ManiBear: baby we need to work on your lyrical ability

Finah: shut up mani you're ruining a moment

Finah: did you get the note?

Lauren: yeah

Lauren: it made me cry

Mila: aww what did it say?

Lauren: "i love you, hoe"

Mila: ...

Lauren: kidding

Lauren: but it's personal

Lauren: i will share the illustration, though. i think it really pulled the whole thing together.

Finah: oh god, no

Finah: THAT WAS MEANT FOR YOUR EYES ONLY, JAUREGUI

Lauren: too late

Lauren:

Mila: why is mani the only one with boobs???

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Mila: why is mani the only one with boobs???

Finah: you don't have any anyways

Allysus: where am i????

Finah: exactly

Lauren: i think it looks great

Finah: yay ralph :) i'm glad you forgive me

Lauren: love you, girl

Finah: i love you too 😭

Mila: what about me lolo?

Lauren: aw, i love you most, camzi

Lauren: if i didn't i would date dinah

ManiBear: i'm shook

Allysus: me too, what the heck, laur?

Lauren: what? laurinah, bitches

ManiBear: DOES OUR LOVE MEAN NOTHING TO YOU??

Allysus: yeah and what about that time we made out in the bathroom at waffle house?

Finah: WHAT

ManiBear: wHAT

Mila: ........

Lauren: she's lying

Mila: ...but......you guys did go to the bathroom together

Lauren: to fix her makeup! tell them, als!

Allysus: yeah i was lying i'm so sorry, god forgive me

Mila: phew

ManiBear: lauren and i have kissed though

Finah: yeah i was there for that

Lauren: YOU KISSED MY CHEEK, ASSHOLE. I'VE KISSED YOURS, IT DOESN'T COUNT.

ManiBear: DON'T DENY THAT YOU'RE SECRETLY IN LOVE WITH ME

Allysus: this entire conversation just got thrown around in circles wth is going on

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