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MISADVENTURES #1

Yammu Ma'am: Elena? What is it? What are you thinking? Cough it up

Elena: I'm thinking that how stupid of that girl to leave her noodle's packets here. And ...

Sona: & ?

Elena: How lucky of us to find them.

Dev: Saaf saaf bolo kehna kya chahti ho?

Elena: Ma'am yesterday you said that you had ordered new beakers. Have you used them?

YM: No,not yet ....

Elena literally laughed like Gabbar Singh of Sholay. She went to that counter & picked up the noodles & said, "Maar diya jaaye ya chod diya jaaye bol tere saath kya suluk kia jaaye." 

Vicky: She's gone mad!!

Elena: We will make Maggi here in the lab!!

Everyone's face cheered up on hearing her idea. In no time those new beakers, burners, lighters, tripod stand & a glass rod lined up on the counter.

Vicky: There is just one single pack of Maggi, it is not enough for 6 of us.

Elena: Girls get Maggi & boys get Patanjali noodles.

Jatin: No, we will eat Maggi.

YM: Okay okay don't fight

She placed two beakers on the tripod stands above the wire gauge, lighted the burner & equally broke all the noodles & put half-half into each beaker. So now each beaker had a mixture of Maggi,Yippee & Patanjali Noodles

Sona: Ma'am what did you do! It will taste pathetic.

Dev: How can you judge without tasting?

Sona: What will be the fun if it tastes bad

Dev: Everything that we do is not for results Ms. Potato. Sometimes it's the journey which is important. You should thank me that I chose you otherwise you would have missed this.

Sona: Atleast you have a good choice.

YM: The one who will fight will not be given this dish. Help me everyone it is getting too hot... take turns & stir it with the glass rod.

The dish wasn't in a mood to get prepared.

Elena: Ma'am are we making Maggi or Birbal's khichdi?

Yammu Ma'am came up with a solution & instead of one they used two burners to cook the dish.

Now the dish seemed to finally get ready.

YM: Hurry! Boys if you have empty tiffins, get them. I will fill this in them & then take the Maggi & rush out of here. It's just 5 minutes left for the bell to ring. Jaldi! Jaldi karo

The boys brought their lunch boxes & the noodles were loaded into them

BUT THE BELL RANG

Sona: Shit what do we do now ?

Elena: Ma'am can we sit here & eat

Sona: Are you mad? It is Kohli ma'am's class if we don't reach in time. Wo humme kaachha kha jaayengi

YM: Go where ever you want to go but leave my lab now otherwise if Lady Bacchan sees you here after the break she'll fire me

Sona: Who is she?

Dev: Suman Sharma ma'am everyone calls her Lady Bacchan. Haven't you heard her speak? She speaks in the way Amitabh Bacchan hosts KBC

Sona: Oh you mean the headmistress!

While they were busy discussing what do to & where to go next the corridors became empty & even the grounds were silent. After the break not a leaf stirred. Only teachers rushing out of the staffroom towards their classes could be heard. It was then only when Lady Bacchan's thunderous steps could be heard in the corridor. Lady Bacchan had once been a discipline in-charge of all boys army school. The hangover of that school had not got over from her head. She still treated students of this school as ARMY CADETS who could not even breathe without her permission. 

Jatin: Guys we are in trouble. I can hear her come.

Everyone started shouting chupo chupo !!

In the chemistry lab,I guess in each lab there is a room where the lab assistant keeps all spare chemicals,balances & salts. Our heroes rushed into that room

From inside they could see a woman of about 50 years of age. In bob cut hair & a plain cream coloured salwar kammeez along with a blue waist coat was standing Lady Bacchan herself. She was speaking to Yammu Ma'am & was asking her that she heard some voices & was she hiding some students. Yammu Ma'am was trying to explain things to her but Lady Bacchan was in no mood of letting the matter go & demanded an inspection.

Vicky quietly sneaked out of that room & just as cat moves towards its prey he slowly crawled towards the bottle of ammonium nitrate. He signaled Yammu ma'am to keep the conversation going. He poured ammonium nitrate into a test tube, kept the test tube in the test tube, stand fixed it over a burner & left it to heat.

Without even making any noise he went to other side of the lab & poured some water in a beaker & started heating it, he signaled his friends to move out of the lab. He took the boiling water to the side where ammonium nitrate was boiling. He quickly dropped a chunk a Lithium salt into it

AND WHOOSH !!! WHAT A BLAST THAT WAS !

Vicky ran out of the lab & joined the rest.

When Lady Bacchan & Yammu Ma'am went to see what happened. Ammonium nitrate did the mischief. On heating ammonium nitrate laughing gas is evolved. Both the teachers kept on laughing.

Sona: Are you mad Vicky? Now they'll know that someone was in the lab

Vicky: As if they don't know. This will keep them engaged for some time.

Elena: What do we do with the Maggi?

Jatin: Lets go to the back side of the canteen & finish it.

Sona: You mean bunking? NO WAY ... I'm going back to the class

Elena: Sona please yaar don't be a spoil sport

Dev quickly took out his hanky & tied Sona's mouth with it.

Dev: If she goes back, Kohli ma'am will know that we are bunking. If we go back together we can handle the situation well ... we'll cook a  lie.

Sona tried saying "I won't lie" but the hanky on her mouth refrained her from doing so. Dev & the rest literally dragged her to the back side of the canteen. They un-tied Sona & started their feast but Sona was still not eating.

Jatin: Come on yaar Sona ... Kha le... Ab maar chuki hai tu bunk kuch nahi ho sakta.

Sona: I won't

Dev: Coward

Sona: I am not

Dev: Prove it

Sona snatched Dev's spoon & started eating from it but the noodles were too hot.

Sona: Water! Water!

Everyone was laughing & Dev looked at her affectionately while laughing & finally said

TOO CUTE

PRECAP –DEV: MA'AM PLEASE LEAVE SONA IT'S NOT HER FAULT

PS- IF ANYONE IS PLANNING TO DO THIS, DO IT ONLY IF YOU WON'T BE CAUGHT & DON'T BUNK ANY TEACHING PERIOD... BUNKING IS NOT TO BE MADE A HABIT.

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