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At the Taj

Ishwari fell straight into Khatri's arms.

Ishwari: Khatri

Khatri: Kab girna band karegi Ishwari ?

Bijoy: Khatri... Ishwari ... SORVANASH

Khatri: Ye kaun hai? 

Ishwari: Koi nahi ... koi nahi hai ... bas mere mohalle ka ek BUDDHA hai ... Nalla hai,nikaama hai ... koi kaam nahi hai ise ... mai Haridwar jaa rahi thi to isko coolie banana ka shauk chadha tha ... mera saman uthane aa gaya 

Bijoy: COOLIE BAN GAYA MAI? 

Khatri: Itna chilla kyu raha hai?

Ishwari: Kuch nahi kuch nahi zindagi me pehli baar koi kaam kia hai na isiliye khushi se chilla raha hai 

Ishwari had laddus in both her hands. She boarded the truck. Khatri was on the driver's seat & was singing songs while Bijoy was left only with a goat that was also taking the lift with them. He patted the goat.

Bijoy to the goat: Humein to apno ne loota gairon mei kaha dum tha. Tu bewafa thi Ishwari Dixit bewafa hi rahegi. Mujhse zyaada sad kaun hoga aaj 

Goat: Maiiiiiii (The noise that a goat makes)

Bijoy: Tujhe kya gum hai? Pakka kisi ladki ne dhoka diya hoga 

The goat nodded in affirmation

Bijoy: I knew it! Par ab mai Devdas nahi banuga mai apna badla leke rahunga .Ishwari ko jawab dena hoga warna SORVANASH hoga SORVANASH!!!!!! .... Koi mujhe nahi rokega... Koi mujhe nahi rok sakta 

Goat: Maiiiii

Bijoy: Tu rokega mujhe junglee BAKRE ...Tujhe to mai..... 

The goat who must have got irritated with Bijoy's foolish chat hit him with its horns but Bijoy was quick to dodge. Suddenly the carrier of the truck became a wrestling stadium with the goat chasing Bijoy to hit him. Ishwari who was sitting in a corner of the carrier got up to stop the goat. The goat was in no mood to spare Bijoy this time. It made a final attempt to hit Bijoy but Bijoy dodged again & the goat collided head on with Ishwari. Ishwari fell down probably broke her crown. Bijoy laughed at the spectacle but the goat's vengeance was still not over. It attacked Bijoy. THUD!!! Bijoy fell straight over Ishwari's back who was trying to get up because of the sudden pressure Ishwari fell again.

KHATRI: KITNA GIREGI ISHWARI? 

The goat stood there in pride, looked at the spectacle and finally went to rest at in a corner.

Khatri : HUH.... BAKRE NE BANA DI JODI... BUDDHE KO PATA NAHI HAI WO KAHA PHAS RAHA HAI ... KOI NAHI BAHUT JALDI PATA CHAL JAAYEGA 

Hotho me aisi baat mai daba ke chala aaya

Khul jaaye wohi baat to duhaai hai duhaai

Before my reader starts thinking that the writer of this ff has lost all signs of sanity & needs to consult a doctor I leave Bijoy, Ishwari & Khatri at the mercy of the goat till the next time I come to meet them. Till then let's hope that they reach their destination safely. ( Naa bhi pahuchein to mera kya? ).

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The students were waiting outside Taj Mahal while the teachers were buying tickets. Elena took out her phone & started recording the moment...