Alrighty kids.
I see you have got an interesting interest in my terrible crack book.
That's nice.
But you need to know about every character in this book before I let the insanity ensue.
So here's a character introduction page :)
(In alphabetical order)
BLOCKY
-Is an actual serial killer
-Prolly is into BDSM
-Hurts people cuz it's actually really funny how they scream for mercy xd
BUBBLE
-Dies once every hecking hour
-Obssessed with this one purple fruit
-Has a weird accent that's traced to the unhealthy amount of purple fruit she eats
COINY
-Extremely sexually attracted to pointy things.
-Might be into BDSM,as well hmmm...
-Can't choose between two pointy people
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Really Hecking Terrible BFDI Stories
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