Month's before I made this book,I made a really shitty chapter in my old art book about BFDI characters talking about vulgar stuff.
And most of them was about Match being a virginity stealer.
Tonight,I will bring back these ancient stories...
A RANDOM THING
*at a house,it doesn't belong to either one of them.so they are literally breaking and entering.*
Match:Hey Pence-Pence,do you wanna play Spongey Cake?
Pencil:Haha,sure.
Pencil:Oh,shit,I don't have a pencil.
Match:K.
Pencil:Do you have a match?
Match:Haha no.
Pencil:Then how the fuck can we play Spongey Cake.
Match:*pervert face*
Pencil:Oh.
Match:*continues making the pervert face*
Pencil:Oh no.
Match:*Makes the pervert face so much to the fact it doesn't look safe to look at*
Pencil:Can you tone that down a bit.
Match:K.
*Goes to pervert face level 9.Match was originally at pervert face level 10.*
Pencil:K.
Pencil:Now let's play Spongey Cake.But this time,it's real.
Match:K.
Later,
*The whole fucking house is on fire.*
Match:*Still on fire* Aw yeeeh.That was good. Right,Pence-Pence?
*Pencil doesn't reply because she's still in the house being burnt to death,omg Match you monster.*
Match:K.
*Looks at Ruby.*
Match:Hey,Rooby Doo.Wanna play spongey cake?
Ruby:Lolk but don't tell Bubble.
Match:K.
MATCH THE VIRGINITY STEALER
Match:I just fucked your bitch in some gucci flip flops.
Bubble:Oh.
Ruby:I told you not to tell bitch.
Match:To late.
Bubble:Where's Pencil?
Match:I fucked her to death.
Bubble:Oh.
Pencil:I lived bitch.
Match:Oh.
Pencil:And now we have children.
Match:Oh.
Children:Hi bitch.
Match:We are both girls.
Pencil:I am secretly a man.
Match:That means that I should be pregnant.
Pencil:Oh.
*Children don't exist*
*Pencil is no longer a man*
Pencil:You fucked Ruby bitch.
Match:Y e a h.
Bubble:Why you do this Match.
Match:We can play Spongey Cake and the pain can go away.
Bubble:K.
Ruby:Bitch.
Pencil:Bitch.
*Book and Icy watch in the backround.*
Icy:I'm so glad that I'm not gay.
Book:*Pervert face*Or are you?
ERASER THE VIRGINITY STEALER
Eraser:You fuck a lot of people.
Match:Y e a h.
Eraser:Fuck me.
Match:I only do girls.
Eraser:Bitch.I will challenge you.
Eraser:I will fuck every man alive.
Match:K.I will fuck every girl.
Eraser:K.
*And so they do*
Match:I did it.
Eraser:So did I.Even Spongey.
Match:Ew.
???:Ahem.
*Both of them look behind*
*it's all the people they fucked*
Everyone:We have children.
Children:Hi bitch.
Eraser and Match:That is not possible.
Everyone:Oh.
*children don't exist*
Eraser and Match:Yay.
Eraser:We should form a group.
Match:K
Eraser:We are now called The Virginity Stealers.
Match:K.
*And so they are now superheroes who's ultimate goal is to fuck everyone and everything*
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