Blocky:Okay,I am going to write a poem for Flower so she can get the idea that I want my gigantic throbbing cock in her.
...
Blocky:Okay,how can I do that?
Blocky:Oh,I know!
...
Blocky:
Before you
Nothing was there
In my heart
I could never feel love
Before you
Beauty wasn't present
Until you arrived
Something began to bloom
And that bloom was you
Soon,that bloom will become
A beautiful specimen
And my heart
Will be free
From a dark prison
You have freed me
With your bloom
...
Blocky:Okay then...I finished.
*revises poem*
Blocky:Ehhh...this poem is kinda cheesy tbh.
Blocky:I'll just write another one.
*writes*
Blocky:You make my face red,and my heart beat.
...
Blocky:I can make it better than that.
...
Blocky:YOU MAKE ME BEAT MY MEAT.
Blocky:Okay,better.
Blocky:Now to add the finishing touches.
Blocky:YEEEEEEET
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