*blocky is screaming like hell downstairs because he's a special boy *
*Flower is up stairs trying to photosynthesize and shit*
Blocky:REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR.HAIIIIIIIL SATTTTAAAAAAAAAAAN.REEEEEEEEE
*Flower tries best to ignore*
Blocky:IT'S TIME TO KICK GUM AND CHEW ASSSS.AND I'M ALL OUT OF ASSSSSSSS.
Flower:YO BLOCKY SHUT YOUR RETARDED ASS UP.
*Blocky ignores and starts chanting demonic shit*
*Flower pulls out her phone*
Flower:shut the fuck up before I come down there and eat your ass.
Flower:****BEAT ****BEAT I MEANT BEAT.
Blocky:even better.
*BLOCKY CONTINUES TO MAKE BLOODCURDLING SCREAMS THAT ARE NOT POSSIBLE FOR HUMAN EARS.*
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Really Hecking Terrible BFDI Stories
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