Pencil: Wow bubble is such a cool friend
Match: Omg, right?
Bubble: *dies*
Pencil: Actually nevermind
Match: Such a dumbass lmao
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TB: Golf Ball, I can't hide my feelings for you anymore. Bitch, I love you.
GB: Oh shit, really?
TB: What do you mean?
GB: I deadass thought you were gay for the longest time.
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Pen: Lmao I just murdered a guy for five dollars xd
Blocky: Holy shit dude that's epic
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Firey: Leafy, you're such a great friend.
Leafy: Aw, thanks Firey.
Firey: Wait nevermind, I hate you.
Leafy: wh-
Firey: Nevermind I like you again.
Leafy: Okay?
Firey: Wait, who tf are you.
Leafy:??????
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Coiny: help I'm in a relationship with 10 people simultaneously.
Donut: Bro how?
Coiny: The fuck do you mean "how?" my coin-dick is godlike B))))))
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Maury: In the case of 1-year old Firey Junior.
Maury: You are NOT the father!
Firey: Oh fuck yes.
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