*Eraser, Blocky, and Pen managed to get eachother in the same place somehow*
Eraser: Hi there Blocky...
Blocky: Hey.
Eraser: Hey Pen.
Pen: Hi...
*uncomfortable awkward silence for a bit*
Eraser: So uhhhhhhhh...
Blocky: How has life been going now that we're on different teams?
Eraser: Ehhh not a lot of interesting stuff has been going on... I accidentally molested Bell a few months ago.
Blocky: I adopted a kid a while ago.
Pen: Congrats.
Blocky: His name is Grassy and he is my everything.
Eraser: Nice.
*imagine a clock ticking because they're awkward during a conversation and also because Clock is nearby*
Eraser: What about you, Pen?
Pen: I uhhhhhhh....
*Pen gives a weird look at Eraser*
Pen: I got myself a boyfriend...
Eraser: ...
Pen: Ehhh, Two actually, their names are Tree and Black Hole...
Blocky: Black Hole?
Eraser: Haha.... niiice.
*this is getting boring, isn't it*
Pen: Yeah...
*Haha Yeet*
Eraser: Mmhmm...
*Now watch me whip*
Blocky: Did you want to see the pictures of me and Grassy on our trip to Disney World?
*Watch me nae nae*
Pen: Sure.
*Anyone in this chapter smoke weed?*
Eraser: Why not.
*Eraser dies inside because the love of his life has two boyfriends now OOF*
Blocky: Here they are.
Pen: Oh wow.
*I'm developing Carpal Tunnel with all this typing jfc*
Eraser: That's very cute.
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