Something I made on Tumblr a while back

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Announcer:K,now it's time for Cake at Stake.

Leafy:Wait,no team was up for elimination last episode.

Firey:There wasn't even a last episode.

Speaker:It's time for Stake at Cake,the Squishy Grapes are up for elimination.

Coiny:You mean Cake at Stake,and the Squashy Grapes?

Announcer:Coiny is eliminated with a large number of votes.

Coiny:WAHAHAHAHATTT??????

Firey:YEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII.

*Coiny gets executed instead of going in the TLC*

Firey: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

Everyone else at the TLC:*Does the same thing as Firey*

Announcer:Now it's time for the challenge.

Announcer:The challenge is to paint this house.

*House appears.*

*Eraser looks in*

Eraser:This is your house.

Announcer:No.

Eraser:Then why does it say,"THE ANNOUNCERS SPEAKER BOX'S HOUSE."

Announcer:Because it's not my house.

Announcer:Anyway,who ever finishes my house first get's a win token.

Everyone:Lolk.

GB:I feel like The Announcer Thing is just giving us these challenges to do the chores he doesn't want to do.

TB:Seems very true!

Pen:Well,a challenge is a challenge,and the more challenges there are,the closer it is for ME to win Dream Island.

Pen:Or should I say...PENISLAND!

Pin:Not so fast boi.

Pin:*PAINTS THE WHOLE HOUSE FABULOUSLY.*

Announcer:Very good Pen!

Pin:My name's Pin.

*Gives the win token to Pin*

*Only she's not gonna use it in the future like the coin hogging slut she is*

Announcer:Okay,the Grapes are up for elimination.

Grapes:FUCK YOU.

Announcer:Lolk vote for these bois.

THE END.

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