Ruby:Wow,is that the HPRC?
HPRC:Yeah bitch wtf you think I am?
Ruby:Can I recover someone who died?
HPRC:Yeah ok lol
Ruby:K I bring back Flower.
Everyone:BITCH WHY ARE YOU BRINGING BACK FLOWER?????
Flower:I'm back.
Everyone:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Ruby:Flower,you know why I brought you back from the dead?
Flower:Why?
Ruby:So I can kill you.
Flower:Oh.
Ruby:BEGONE
Flower:Oh no.
Ruby: T H O T.
*Ruby uses her Thot-destroying-powers(TM)to obliterate Flower in to hell*
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